Oh, Boy! More BrandiTV!

Everybody loves America’s Xenophobic Sweetheart, Brandi Milloy. Among the many admirers of the recent Miss California contestant — fourth runner-up? were the judges blind? or merely gay? — is Professor Glenn Reynolds, who links a video that inevitably invites this compare-and-contrast:

OK, there’s my friend Stephen Kruiser with Danika Quinn and Alexis Garcia, which is pretty doggone awesome. Yet a dramatic increase in awesomeness can quite easily be achieved:

See what I mean? 31 Flavors of Pure Awesome! (Click on either image to watch the video.)

This isn’t to say that Kruiser is about to lose his PJTV gig and start working at Hot Dog On a Stick out at the mall, although Kruiser himself seems to be sweating that possibility. No worries, Stephen: I’m sure you’ll continue making frequent appearances on the soon-to-be-renamed BrandiTV network.