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‘Mono Jojoy’ Sounds Like A Starbucks Seasonal Special

Posted on | September 26, 2010 | 8 Comments

by Smitty

The roasted Columbian formerly known as Mono Jojoy isn’t a beverage of which you’d care to partake, however.
Latin American sobre-blogger Fausta Wertz reports, emphasis mine:

After evading justice for over a decade, the Colombian armed forces, with the help of American military training and technology, were able to locate Mono Jojoy through his boots. Jojoy, also known as Jorge Briceño, whose real name was Víctor Julio Suárez Rojas, was diabetic and needed special shoes since the diabetes affected the circulation on his feet. According the Colombian newspaper El Espectador (in Spanish), Colombian intelligence intercepted an order for Mono Jojoy’s boots and placed a GPS chip, which started transmitting his precise location on Monday. The ensuing raid on his camp was an all-out military operation, code name Sodoma (Sodom), involving dozens of aircraft and three tons of explosives. Following the raid, the Colombian military found 15 laptops, 94 USB devices and 14 hard disks, which will yield vital intelligence on the FARC’s operations. This is a huge coup for Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos and the Colombian government and a most crippling blow against the FARC.

While I’m sure that we can expect the Left to contrive a Full Che treatment, those laptops are likely to reveal what a despicable tool of Hugo Chavez this guy was. Not that the Left will admit what a despicable monster Chavez himself happens to be, no matter how deeply in the toilet Chavez parks Venezuela. While I can’t improve on Fausta’s reporting, there are a couple of music riffs that she’s too legitimate to offer, whereas I operate under no such misapprehension:

The Maiden was perhaps obvious, so let’s venture further afield:

Album shots are normally passé on YouTube, but the “One Size Fits All” cover is worthy of note for the Procrustes reference.
For the trifecta, we bring you KC and the Sunshine Band:
As we have a suitable HD camera available, let’s have the readers suggest a tip jar bounty to have Stacy McCain do “Boogie Shoes” at the karaoke bar for the blog. I mean, there isn’t much doubt about what kind of man he is; it’s really all a question of price, you see. (I kill me sometimes, and so will Stacy McCain.)


8 Responses to “‘Mono Jojoy’ Sounds Like A Starbucks Seasonal Special”

  1. Adobe Walls
    September 26th, 2010 @ 9:46 pm

    Thanks for the Zappa, had the pleasure of seeing him live in 74 or 75 at DAR Constitution Hall.

  2. Mike
    September 26th, 2010 @ 10:25 pm

    Terrorist, yeah, but with a sense of style :

    I’ll translate from spanish :

    The Rolex watch Colombian authorities found on the left wrist of killed FARC chief “Mono Jojoy”, has a market price of about u$s 13,000, as reported this Saturday by Noticias Uno, a Colombian TV station.

    Expert confirmed the watch is a gold/stainless steel “Submariner Date”, that can whitstand depths of 300 meters. […]

    The high priced watch may have belonged to a local enterpreneur that was kidnapped by FARC.

    Even terrorists are listening to Glenn Beck and moving their assets to gold ! 😛

  3. cbullitt
    September 26th, 2010 @ 10:30 pm

    Really? Mono Jojoy sounds like a $2 Barcelona whore to me.

    And yes, any excuse to post Frank Zappa should be taken advantage of.

  4. Randy Rager
    September 26th, 2010 @ 10:46 pm

    I’m eagerly awaiting the efforts of our resident Leftards to glorify yet another murdering scumbag Leftard.