The Other McCain

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Left Coast Billy Jeff

Posted on | October 18, 2010 | Comments Off on Left Coast Billy Jeff

by Smitty

Uncoverage points to Lefty panic, as Billy Jeff attempts to re-inflate the leaden zeppelin of Progressivism. All of which calls for a parody:

Going to California

Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make up for a botch,
Going to California with an aching in my crotch.
Someone told me there’s a candidate out there
With Monica’s eyes and Jennifer Flowers’ hair.
Took my chances on a big ol’ jet airliner, never let
them tell you that Air Force One is finer.
The sea was red (as my eyes) and the sky was grey (as my hair),
wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of ______ began to awake*.

Seems that the wrath of the blogs
Got a click on the post and it started to flow;
My polls might be sinking.

Throw me a link
if I reach it and think
I’ll meet you up there
where the path runs straight. . .to drink.

To find a queen without debate,
I’ll slip away for carousing in the Haight
la la la
Riding golden hover pony on a campaign promise
Tryin’ to find a woman who’s never, never, never heard of this.
Standing on a Hill amidst a Republican phalanx,
Telling myself it’s to Nancy. . .we owe our thanks.

*Smooth departure


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