Birth Certificate Proves Ace of Spades Was Born on the Forest Moon of Endor

Some Birthers are stubbornly insisting that the birth certificate released this past week was a forgery. Ace slaps one around for our amusement:

I have learned two uncontestable facts from the Birth Certificate Conspiracy Theory Saga:
1. There is a sucker born every minute.
2. Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, on August 4th, 1961.

Much more amusement where that came from.