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Kate Upton in Her Underwear Says You Really Ought to Hit Ace’s Tip Jar Again

Posted on | September 19, 2011 | 35 Comments

Don’t ask me how I know what Kate Upton wants you to do. Just take my word for it. Go over to Ace of Spades HQ and hit his tip jar for $5 or $10 and then come back and we’ll talk about it.

Sunday I had one of those occasional crisis-of-confidence moments pondering the financial prospects and part of what caused it was when I saw Drew M.’s bleg last week at AOSHQ: “The PayPal button on the left side of the page? Get to know it.”

Drew pointed out — and no one could deny — Ace was one of the handful of bloggers who did the most in the Anthony Weiner takedown. Andrew Breitbart has called that a “gang tackle,” but Ace was in the zone for about 10 days there. When you consider that Bob Turner would not today be Congressman Bob Turner if not for the Weiner takedown, Ace clearly deserves a bonus.

This relates to my own crisis of confidence in that, if Ace needs a bleg to pay the Ewok Chow bill (and he’s averaging over 100,000 hits per day) what are the prospects that any of the rest of us bloggers will ever pay our bills without blegging? And then today, in thanking the tip-jar hitters who contributed, Ace said:

Ads really don’t pay a great deal of money. You can probably get a sense of that by how many very-small concerns advertise here. Those various Google ads are not placed by, say, Ford Motors or Motorola.
Honestly, donations are what keeps me above the poverty line.

Lord help us all, then. So before I rattle the tip jar again on my own behalf — and trust me, I will do so very soon, and quite frantically — I thought it important that I urge you to go give Ace $5 or $10 first. Because he’s so much better* than me, I’d feel guilty otherwise.

* Yeah, I know Ace is on the Perry bandwagon, and some of us are sick and tired of all this Perry crap, but we’re gonna let that slide for right now, OK?


35 Responses to “Kate Upton in Her Underwear Says You Really Ought to Hit Ace’s Tip Jar Again”

  1. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 1:51 am

    Somebody has to do it. “I’d rather hit Kate Upton”.

  2. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 1:56 am

    Sorry, but I’m boycotting fake tits.

  3. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:00 am

    BTW, I have no idea who Kate Upton is. I was just over at WeSmirch checking to see if they had any fresh celebrity gossip and saw something with the headline: “Kate Upton Just Belongs in Her Underwear.”

    I decided to put that to good use.

  4. ThePaganTemple
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:12 am

    No, ME in Kate Upton’s underwear would say I should really hit Ace’s tip jar. Now if he can manage to swing that, I’d consider it. But just torturing me with a pic I could just as easily have avoided googling in person. Naw, no tips for that.

  5. Serr8d
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:13 am

    I thought Ace was a lawyer? What happened to that gig?

  6. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:15 am

    What? Do I have to spell it out for you? How do you think I know what Kate Upton in her underwear wants? Because Ace told me so! And so if you’ll hit Ace’s tip jar, he might let you in on the secret.

  7. Charles Martin
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:26 am

    How do you know that’s her underwear?

  8. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:32 am

    He developed a conscience?

  9. Durf
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:32 am

    Why send dough to Ace when he’s sponging off some chick in DC? He doesn’t pay rent.

  10. Donald Douglas
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:42 am

    You can’t go wrong with Kate Upton!

  11. ThePaganTemple
    September 20th, 2011 @ 2:56 am

    I can’t argue with that logic. I wouldn’t even know how to begin. LOL

  12. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:17 am

    And good use indeed.
    For the record I’ve no quibble with their headline.

  13. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:19 am

    Does he still have to wear a tie?

  14. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:20 am

    I bet you could.

  15. Bob Belvedere
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:25 am
  16. Ima Wurdibitsch
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:37 am

    He got $50 from me. The ONT is worth that, at least.

  17. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:39 am

    He developed a conscience, not a wardrobe. Besides, Ewoks go au natural… to the dismay of most.

  18. Patrick Budowski
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:47 am

    natural, fake who cares? Not me they all um… 🙂

  19. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:58 am

    One of these days some one will take the bait on that.

  20. richard mcenroe
    September 20th, 2011 @ 4:07 am

    Nah, just that seven year contract with Mephistophilis expired and he had to get a real job.

  21. Adjoran
    September 20th, 2011 @ 4:09 am

    I think it was Adam Corolla who devised the definitive test:  “If I can touch them, they are real.”

  22. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 4:18 am

    I’m getting tired of womens’ “underwear” that looks exactly like a bathing suit.  Something’s gone horribly wrong in the fashion industry.

  23. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 4:22 am

    Aha! That’s when he got the Barbed Cock™. I thought he was kidding about that thing.

  24. McGehee
    September 20th, 2011 @ 5:51 am

    It would certainly be worth a try. I fear it might take me several attempts.

  25. Roxeanne de Luca
    September 20th, 2011 @ 6:05 am

    Agree with Bob; natural, but with one of those amazing Victoria’s Secret bras that pushes, shapes, and sculpts even the most modest of breasts into something amazing.

  26. JeffS
    September 20th, 2011 @ 6:42 am

    You want real tits? 

    Why not show us Christina Hendricks in lieu of Silicone Kate?

    Jeez, Stacy, are you still hung over from the 50th anniversary of your in-laws!??!?!?!?!?!

  27. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2011 @ 6:52 am

    It most certainly would, as to going “wrong” I suppose that depends on how one defines “wrong”.

  28. Adjoran
    September 20th, 2011 @ 7:10 am

    Yup, it infuriates me, too – I find myself wanting to just rip it off of them.

  29. Bob Belvedere
    September 20th, 2011 @ 12:03 pm

    Amazing in a bad way. 

  30. Bob Belvedere
    September 20th, 2011 @ 12:06 pm

    I’m sorry.  The fake ones look freakish in the vast majority of cases.  Implants are as bad as tattoos……and don’t get me started on cosmetic surgery and botox.

  31. Paul Joslin
    September 20th, 2011 @ 12:06 pm

    I am told the definitive test involves taste, but have been unable to gather enough data to prove it.

  32. Bob Belvedere
    September 20th, 2011 @ 12:07 pm

    Yeah…with my teeth.

  33. Mike F.
    September 20th, 2011 @ 3:51 pm

    Just remember, no matter how beautiful a woman is, somewhere there is a man who is just sick and tired of putting up with her cr@p.

  34. Jackman
    September 21st, 2011 @ 12:35 am

    * Yeah, I know Ace
    is on the Perry bandwagon, and some of us are sick and tired of all
    this Perry crap, but we’re gonna let that slide for right now, OK?

     Nope, sorry, no can do, and I would have donated up until recently.
    Actually, I don’t care that Ace supports Perry, or posts about Perry, or
    renames his blog “Perry Pleasure Palace”. That’s his right to do so,
    and hey, more power to him, I love to see people advocate forcefully for
    their chosen candidate, and IMO the Republican Party could do a lot
    worse than Perry.

    No, the reason I won’t donate to AoSHQ is that lately Ace’s idea of
    advocating for Perry is to unleash ranting, mouthbreathing, insensate
    attacks on Sarah Palin, for no reason, on his blog and his twitter feed. I lost a HUGE
    amount of respect for Ace when he did that, mainly because it really
    pisses me off when we start to eat our own. If I want McGinniss crap, I’ll go buy his damn book or surf on over to HuffyPoo or DailyKrap, or maybe call up Mike Tyson for a chat.

    Look, I’m not a Palinista. I like the woman, and I wish she’d run, but
    even if she does, I still don’t know yet who I’ll vote for in the
    primary. All I want is for her to have a fair chance, if she chooses to,
    to run the way she chooses to. Right now she’s not a candidate, and no
    matter how much political junkies like all of us may wish that she’d
    declare one way or the other, she is under no obligation to us to do so,
    and will have to live with the consequences of her
    strategic decision. If she waits too long and pisses
    everyone off, she won’t win. If she throws her hat into the ring and is
    immediately anointed by cherubs and the producers of Phinias
    and Ferb
    change the name of the platypus because it has bad
    associations now, then she’s the biggest conservative genius since
    Reagan. Or anywhere in between. Let her do as she sees fit, and stop
    treating her any different than other non candidates. (Christie might
    run? Well, ok, he could be a good candidate. Ryan might run? He’s very
    knowledgeable on the budget. Palin might run? OMG! SHE’S THE DEVIL AND
    MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!! ELEVENTY! And that’s from those supposedly “our”
    side!) When Ace’s golden boy was attacked by other candidates for
    mandating the HPV vaccine, Ace’s response was to go batshit insane,
    posting and twitter-blasting “DID YOU KNOW THAT PRECIOUS DARLING SARAH
    POOR???! I expect that from the libtards, they don’t know any better or
    have any facts on their side. I expect a higher standard from our folks,
    the issue was the MANDATE, and Ace knew it. AFAIC, Ace can have his
    crew crank the Orchestrion while he flings poo and waves his tin cup until the cows come home, but I’m not dropping a dime into it.

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