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Hope And Change Under Attack By Christianist Jingle!

Posted on | March 10, 2012 | 2 Comments

by Smitty

Do not be taken in by this bubbly video! If not for the massive efforts of Barack Obama, unemployment would be 25%, the national debt over $20 trillion, and children would be praying in a non-Mecca direction in schools.
President Obama has barely restrained the onset of the second Dark Ages, on which course Bush the Diabolical had set the country. It was only by timely application of some hard left rudder that the ship of state was spared stacking up on Capitalist Shoals.

‘Game On’, these girls say. As though Hope and Change was some sort of game! How severely disrespectful of the truly serious efforts of Barack Obama to find ideologically pure, politically reliable candidates for the highest offices in the land.

Hope and Change must be defended, lest the narrative be blown away, and stand revealed as Despair and Stagnation. Without revealing the inner raaaaacism involved, this family must be blasted for its lack of diversity*. Otherwise, they could continue to to threaten the Holy Narrative with a series of upbeat, wholesome jingles, provoking the remnant of rational, conservative Americans to good works, heterosexuality, fidelity, fecundity, and a disgusting resurgence in liberty overall.

Do not let this anti-evil succeed, no matter how good it sounds!

via Hot Air

A reference to an article that I can’t find online; must be in Our Dumb Century.


2 Responses to “Hope And Change Under Attack By Christianist Jingle!”

  1. Charles
    March 10th, 2012 @ 2:43 pm

    Over at Newt Central they cringe as the mean girls sing, “faithful to his wife and seven kids he’ll be loyal to out land.”

  2. richard mcenroe
    March 10th, 2012 @ 4:58 pm

     And cut to Callista glaring at him as he mumbles, “I’d hit that.”