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I Am Not Consumed With Jealousy!

Posted on | May 2, 2012 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

I do not envy Paul Ryan’s perfect hair, excellent command of facts, sterling reputation, thick head of hair, political courage to dare suggest that Congress balance the budget before the sun burns out, or, for that matter, his rockin’ locks.

No, I am not jealous of posts like this. I just wish the pain would stop. Although, come to think of it, I may have a theory: Ryan has achieved his excellence by draining charisma from Troglopundit. This notion explains both of them in a single sentence.


12 Responses to “I Am Not Consumed With Jealousy!”

  1. KingShamus
    May 2nd, 2012 @ 5:46 pm

    Paul Ryan is rad.

    But did you know Paul Ryan pushes old people off cliffs?  The Democrats made an ad and everything!

    Thanks for the link, Smitty.  I appreciate it.

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  3. Zilla of the Resistance
    May 2nd, 2012 @ 5:52 pm

    Lance is the hottest troglodyte I have ever seen. 

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 2nd, 2012 @ 6:53 pm

    Smitty does not envy Paul Ryan’s perfect hair.  Smitty envies that Paul Ryan has hair.  

  5. Bob Belvedere
    May 2nd, 2012 @ 6:59 pm

    Methinks it’s about time Zilla you had a fundraiser for an eye exam.

  6. richard mcenroe
    May 2nd, 2012 @ 8:34 pm

    Is he any relation to that guy who plays for Dallas?

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  8. TrogloPundit
    May 2nd, 2012 @ 10:14 pm

     NOW who’s jealous?

  9. Taxpayer1234
    May 3rd, 2012 @ 12:22 am

    Yep.  Pretty soon WYB will have more hair than dad…

  10. Bob Belvedere
    May 3rd, 2012 @ 7:45 am

    Really?!? The National Organization for Women is jealous of you?

  11. smitty
    May 3rd, 2012 @ 7:53 am

    He has in fact successfully out-whinged them. This is a source of deep shame.

  12. Steve Burri
    May 3rd, 2012 @ 8:18 am

    When did Smitty turn into a Progressive? He seems to claim charisma is a zero sum game. He claims the charismatically rich Paul Ryan got that way from robbing the poor TrogloPundit. He doesn’t believe in trickle down charisma or the Laugher Curve of charismatic outflow elasticity.