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World’s Youngest Blogger: Make 04 July 2013 Even Better

Posted on | July 4, 2012 | 11 Comments

This is my first Fourth of July. I’m too young to vote, so I can’t really do much about he current crisis this November.
Thus, I must wield my power as the Secretary of Cute to influence patriotic Americans to give the country a chance to recover, starting in November. It’s not just the White House, but the Senate, the House, and every State office. My generation needs voters to push back the forces of Progressive, statist slavery and restore liberty.
As that famous political philosopher, Robin Williams, said:

“Politicians are a lot like diapers; they should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”


11 Responses to “World’s Youngest Blogger: Make 04 July 2013 Even Better”

  1. richard mcenroe
    July 4th, 2012 @ 2:12 pm

    Yes, but diapers are the result of an involuntary reflex we haven’t learned to control yet.  What’s the excuse for Congress?

  2. Adjoran
    July 4th, 2012 @ 2:57 pm

    That might not be a Robin Williams original line . . . I thinking Mort Sahl, or perhaps even Will Rogers.  In any case, I’m pretty sure Mark Russell was using it before anyone ever heard of Robin Williams.

  3. Evilbloggerlady
    July 4th, 2012 @ 2:58 pm

    A weapon of mass cuteness

  4. Amusing Bunni
    July 4th, 2012 @ 4:09 pm

    Well said, little one!  Happy 4th to you all.

  5. jwallin
    July 4th, 2012 @ 5:54 pm

    How come we never see him slaving away at the keyboard cranking out another hot post?

    He’s not the youngest blogger unless he’s got carpal tunnel syndrome. 🙂

    PICS or it never happened.

  6. smitty
    July 4th, 2012 @ 6:03 pm

    Seeing your call for pics, and raising you a YouTube hit in utero.

  7. Red
    July 4th, 2012 @ 10:08 pm

    The Ultimate Zing!
    Happy Independence Day Young Tooter. Go ask your Daddy for Black Cats.

  8. FOAF
    July 5th, 2012 @ 2:45 am

    It’s probably been going around since the days of vaudeville, much like the “can’t ad lib a fart after a bean dinner” line we saw here recently.  And for the same reason – they worked then and they work now.

  9. KC777
    July 5th, 2012 @ 7:27 am

    Secretary of Cute!  A chip from the old blogger. Baby sure grows up fast and furious.

  10. Bob Belvedere
    July 5th, 2012 @ 7:49 am

    Sounds like Sahl.

  11. Taxpayer1234
    July 5th, 2012 @ 11:41 am

    Thanks for the Squeeeeeeeee! update.