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Why Do Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Hate Science?

Posted on | October 6, 2012 | 11 Comments

by Smitty

William Jacobson relates Elizabeth Warren’s socially constructed approach to genealogy. Shorter Warren: “I felt Cherokee, and feeling is being.”

Look: they have DNA testing now. Put up or shut up. Find some Cherokee who are willing to provide cheek swabs, and get some lab tests going. Find out what, if any, genetic similarities exist between the Warren genome and that of some no-kidding Native Americans.

If one is not a lying sack of crap, who has manipulated various government-sponsored Affirmative Action raaaaacism schemes for personal benefit, this should be tantamount to an interlude with the TSA.

Aren’t modern liberals supposed to be proponents of science, or something? Hm. Maybe I stumbled upon the answer in a prior paragraph.


11 Responses to “Why Do Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Hate Science?”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    October 6th, 2012 @ 10:38 pm

    Elizabeth Warren is like Adam Ant, but without the 80s pop songs.

  2. AnonymousDrivel
    October 7th, 2012 @ 1:33 am

    Methinks Warren’s swab would reveal more snake DNA at this point than human, much less Cherokee.

  3. Adjoran
    October 7th, 2012 @ 1:54 am

    If y’all all weren’t such haters I could open me my own casino.

  4. K-Bob
    October 7th, 2012 @ 2:20 am

    Indian Casino Owner: If you want to see your future, throw a prized item into the fire. [Bart throws something in the fire and it pops] Not a firecracker!
    Bart: Hey, I bought it off an Indian on your reservation.
    Indian Casino Owner: That’s crazy talk!
    Bart: No, it’s true.
    Indian Casino Owner: No, that’s my brother, Crazy Talk. We’re all a little worried about him.

  5. Dan
    October 7th, 2012 @ 2:30 am

    i felt drunk and stupid, and feeling is being. Am i Irish?

  6. Dai Alanye
    October 7th, 2012 @ 10:20 am

    I had a great-grandfather who was named Osceola. He was of English descent, and only a step-ancestor, but I FEEL this makes me 1/8 Creek Indian.

    Don’t try to tell me I’m wrong, you racist!

  7. Wombat_socho
    October 7th, 2012 @ 11:29 am

    Or the good looks.

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  11. yestradamous
    October 7th, 2012 @ 8:21 pm

    Seriously, even if she had Indian DNA, at 1/32 it would be about 3% of her makeup. Does she really think that 3% would magically transform her in someway? And precisely what way would that be?

    Or worse, does she suppose a fraction of Indian in her makes her less abled, in need of a special hand-up? She’s a disgusting woman either way.