by Smitty
Can’t let this pass:
Here is a screen cap of the Loesch’s Paleo-Pancake recipe in reverse order but all together. #Enjoy! twitter.com/ChrisLoesch/st…
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) January 29, 2013
Here was my ‘pancake odyssey’ from a couple Saturdays back.
A series of tweets culminating in buttermilk pancakes from scratch follows. twitpic.com/bwk757
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Separate whites from 4 eggs and set aside. This is rise-ist, not racist. No yolk. See what I did there? twitpic.com/bwk8r6
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Into 4 egg yolks drop a quart of exceptional American buttermilk from morally upright, capitalist cattle. twitpic.com/bwkbhg
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
4 tablespoons of old-fashioned sugar, and 1 to 2 teaspoons of salt, depending on how salty a dog you are. And I am twitpic.com/bwkdi6
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Melt 4 tbsp (half a stick) of butter. Throw in a tsp of vanilla, and into the bowl. Make sure butter isn’t hot. twitpic.com/bwkgc5
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Sift in 4 cups of suitably heroic flour. twitpic.com/bwkicq
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
We’re at the point where we get our griddle or pan ready. We have a tsp of baking soda.. #RighteousPancakestwitpic.com/bwkmsw
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
…a tsp of baking powder, and the 4 whites, which we’ll whip like BHO does the GOP caucus, into rigor mortis #RighteousPancakes
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
After inflating the whites like Ben Bernanke on a dollar, fold gently into batter for max fluff twitpic.com/bwkpnf
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Pan should be in standby. Infidel pork products optional. #RighteousPancakes twitpic.com/bwkq45
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Feels The Winning! twitpic.com/bwktco
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Justice is servedtwitpic.com/bwkz4e
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) January 19, 2013
Spread on some appropriately labeled peanut butter plus some Vermont Maple Syrup and you have a winner.
It was actually Canadian syrup, but yes.
I thought a paleo-pancake was some small mammal crushed by a mammoth.
Ah, good! I feared you’d been seduced by MSNBC, and the pancake was…Max Factor!
More like the original breakfast sausage patty.
I always thought Chris Loesch was an American heterosexual.
‘s’okay – they are the less Marxist these days.
*sigh* It was a purely sex-free post until right here.
It’s a truly sad commentary on the US when that is truth.
Given the list of ingredients, shouldn’t it be called Sub-Tropical Paleo-Pancakes? Where can I purchase paleo-baking powder? And shouldn’t it be cooked on a flat rock?
You trying to say you know American heterosexual males who make pancakes with almond flour?
Name twelve.