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Cannibal Cop Convicted

Posted on | March 12, 2013 | 11 Comments

To protect and serve — and also, eat:

A New York City police officer was convicted Tuesday of charges he plotted to kidnap and cook women to dine on their “girl meat” — a macabre case that subjected jurors to often gory evidence and asked them to separate fantasy from reality.
The jury reached the verdict in federal court at the kidnapping conspiracy trial of Officer Gilberto Valle, a 28-year-old father with an admitted fetish for talking on the Internet about cannibalism.

So, in New York City, the cops want to eat people. But the Mayor of New York City is more worried about you drinking a Big Gulp.


11 Responses to “Cannibal Cop Convicted”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 12th, 2013 @ 2:05 pm
  2. rmnixondeceased
    March 12th, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

    At least Zombies are only interested in brains … (It’s why we starve under Dem leadership).

  3. WJJ Hoge
    March 12th, 2013 @ 4:44 pm

    Take a bite out of crime!

  4. Phineas T. Barnum
    March 12th, 2013 @ 4:49 pm

    Careful. Don’t give them any ideas about expanding food stamps.

  5. Buffalobob
    March 12th, 2013 @ 5:53 pm

    Is this another example of the unintended consequences of affirmative action?

  6. Matthew W
    March 12th, 2013 @ 8:18 pm

    Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this guy passed the psychological exam?????

  7. JeffS
    March 12th, 2013 @ 8:59 pm

    That’s a headline in search of a story, isn’t it? I’ll bet you thought that one up while driving a forklift.

  8. Take a Bite Out of Crime | hogewash
    March 12th, 2013 @ 9:29 pm

    […] wonder how this cop would have done enforcing Nanny Bloomberg’s Big Gulp […]

  9. M. Thompson
    March 12th, 2013 @ 10:21 pm

    He’s taking the “Serve” portion of “Protect and Serve” in the wrong way.

  10. Bob Belvedere
    March 13th, 2013 @ 7:20 am

    To Serve Man.

  11. Esau's Message
    March 13th, 2013 @ 4:29 pm

    No way you can wash down the gamey tang of human flesh with a sixteen ounce soda.