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CPAC: Turned Out Pete Ingemi Hadn’t Heard Of A ’10 Questions’ Interview

Posted on | March 15, 2013 | 6 Comments

by Smitty

Nobody interviews people like Pete, Da Tech Guy: nobody. So, if you can’t compete, enjoy a little revenge, as they say amidst the rubble in the Eastern Mediterranean.

This is done in the style of The Chaser’s War on Everything, especially their 10 Questions.
Here is my interview:

  1. Can the GOP capture the left-handed, undocumented, transsexual plumber with Restless Leg Syndrome vote in 2014?
  2. Rachel Maddow, or Tokyo Rose?
  3. Is Kim Kardashian pregnant with Mojo Nixon’s two-headed love child?
  4. Should the new Pope weaponize Campus Crusade for Christ with Bop Guns, conquer China, and score some takeout?
  5. What is the capitol of Bulungi?
  6. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
  7. Cutting a jack on the turn-up in cribbage: is that ‘his nibs’ or ‘his nobs’?
  8. What can be done to fix Saturday Night Live?
  9. Ashley Judd? [tilt head, puff cheeks]
  10. Have you felt oppressed here at CPAC, based upon your status as a Cherokee female?

Pete is such a champ that I am very close to feeling some remorse for abusing him this way.

Bonus Chaser: Vote for the Greens!


6 Responses to “CPAC: Turned Out Pete Ingemi Hadn’t Heard Of A ’10 Questions’ Interview”

  1. DanRiehl
    March 15th, 2013 @ 3:30 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: CPAC: Turned Out Pete Ingemi Hadn’t Heard Of A ’10 Questions’ Interview #TCOT #TGDN

  2. Jaymie
    March 15th, 2013 @ 4:57 pm

    LOVE it! Thanks Smittie & Pete. Hope to see you both next year, enjoy CPAC ’13!

  3. CPAC: Maybe I Should Not Have Sucker-Punched Bruce Carroll Like That : The Other McCain
    March 15th, 2013 @ 5:34 pm

    […] Graham, Bruce has my respect and well-wishes. The last question is from the end of the “10 Questions” set, and was actually the first one I came up with. If it had been warmer, and I knew Bruce […]

  4. Bob Belvedere
    March 15th, 2013 @ 7:16 pm


  5. richard mcenroe
    March 15th, 2013 @ 8:01 pm

    1. Sure! But the supply of hand sanitizer is seriously short under the sequester.

    2. Tokyo Rose, at least she was supporting her country.

    3. Answer unclear. Shake Debbie Gibson and ask again.

    4. Our new crusade will be a spiritual renewal, and besides, His Holiness already makes a mean stir fry.

    5. Currently $14.95 US

    6. Actually, yes, for several years. Ike was pissed.

    7. Kick the nob in his nibs for playing cribbage ashore.

    8. See 7.

    9. “No, dear they only call it — oh, never mind…”

    10. My Cherokee GF informs me I will be oppressed if she doesn’t like my new haircut (Please tell me the Captain Harlock look is coming back)…

  6. Charles
    March 16th, 2013 @ 12:06 am

    5. The Pope should weaponize Pete Ingemi.