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#JayCarneyExcuses Don’t Make Me Give You The Full Jessup Again

Posted on | May 10, 2013 | 20 Comments

by Smitty

Is there an American who looks a bigger ass than Carney? None. None bigger ass.

Channeling Colonel Jessup:


20 Responses to “#JayCarneyExcuses Don’t Make Me Give You The Full Jessup Again”

  1. Josh_Painter
    May 10th, 2013 @ 7:26 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: #JayCarneyExcuses Don’t Make Me Give You The Full Jessup Again #TCOT

  2. Annie Turner
    May 10th, 2013 @ 9:27 pm

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  3. Kevin Trainor Jr.
    May 10th, 2013 @ 10:42 pm

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  4. Adjoran
    May 10th, 2013 @ 11:42 pm

    I have to say I haven’t seen the WH press corpse question Carney this aggressively in over four years. Did they really believe he was always up front and honest with them before? Or do they now believe Obama is going to take a huge hit on this scandal and cover-up and that they dare not miss the boat by not being counted among the pursuers?


    The other popular excuse has been fear of retaliation. Obama’s henchmen are notorious for calling editors and their bosses, and bosses’ corporate bosses, and punishing those who ask tough questions with less access. Why are they no longer able to intimidate?

    Or is it Hillary’s blood they smell in the water? Obama threw his own grandmother under the bus to evade the Reverunt Wright taint, he probably liked her more than the “likable enough” Clinton.

  5. K-Bob
    May 11th, 2013 @ 4:11 am

    Well done, Chief One Each

    Almost makes me want to look into this newfangled tweeter majig.

  6. K-Bob
    May 11th, 2013 @ 4:13 am

    They’re just gearing up for the two-minutes’ hate that will happen on shift change (otherwise known as Hillary’s Turn). Then it will be safe to cast mild aspersions on the people under barack.

    Let’s hope they end up being greatly disappointed.

  7. WJJ Hoge
    May 11th, 2013 @ 6:35 am

    Left his integrity in his other suit? Really? I thought all his suits were empty.

  8. mark reardon
    May 11th, 2013 @ 9:34 am

    How about “Hillary lied after people died”

  9. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 11th, 2013 @ 10:26 am

    If they smell blood however (and think he will be culled from the Democrat herd), the Washington press corps has about as much loyalty as a school of hungry piranhas.

  10. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 11th, 2013 @ 10:28 am
  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 11th, 2013 @ 10:28 am

    Nice one!

  12. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 11th, 2013 @ 12:03 pm The new marriage equity: The Lamestream Media and Barack Obama (let’s get married)

  13. Shawny Lee
    May 11th, 2013 @ 1:11 pm
  14. Shawny Lee
    May 11th, 2013 @ 1:14 pm

    No room for integrity in that one he was wearing anyway….you KNOW that sock suit was jam packed.

  15. Shawny Lee
    May 11th, 2013 @ 1:28 pm

    Yeah, “alright you jerks, keep straying off the reservation and we’ll have the IRS audit you like a stinkin’ Republican, no, no…an NRA member. Do ya feel me?”

  16. Shawny Lee
    May 11th, 2013 @ 1:38 pm
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  19. Neo
    May 11th, 2013 @ 10:49 pm

    Those talking points on the Benghazi “event” are INOPERABLE

  20. Adjoran
    May 12th, 2013 @ 1:56 am

    Can’t wait to hear Carney explain how the “low level” IRS peeps were targeting conservatives and Jewish organizations for delay and scrutiny and making unconstitutional demands of them – while their supervisors all the way up to IRS General Counsel KNEW in 2011 and continued to lie about it until now – when, coincidentally, a news story was about to break exposing them.

    Rope. We need lots and lots of rope.