This Could Explain a Lot of Things

Dr. Samuel T. Wilkinson, a physician in residence at the Yale University department of Psychiatry, writes in the Wall Street Journal: “There is a significant and consistent relationship between marijuana use and the development of schizophrenia and related disorders.”

You can read the whole thing — that is, you could read the whole thing, if you weren’t a raving psycho who’s smoked enough weed to fry your brain. Of course, correlation is not causation, and there is the chicken-and-egg problem: Which came first, the crazy or the weed?

We could hypothesize that mentally unstable people are more likely to do a lot of potentially dangerous things — smoke marijuana, vote Democrat, date tattooed women — without any one of these factors being the cause of their insanity. Advocates of the legalization of marijuana could therefore say, “Yeah, crazy people smoke a lot of weed, but . . . Hey, man, stop being such a buzzkill, OK?”

Speaking from personal experience, I know for several years in the 1970s, I suffered from the psychotic delusion that Robert Plant was singing in key on all those Led Zep albums I listened to. And there are long-term effects, too. Even after I stopped smoking weed, I continued voting Democrat for more than a decade.

Thanks to this latest research, however, there are some hitherto unexplained phenomena that now make perfect sense.

 

59 comments

  1. I’ll stick with the fine products of American distilleries and breweries, thank you.

    Anything else just makes me itch, get sick, or forget stuff. I don’t need pharmeceuticals to see colors. I’ll just watch the opening of a Bond film.

  2. At the risk of stating the obvious, the poster boy for this phenomenon is Brett Kimberlin.

  3. For me, pot is a very effective pain killer. When I had my hip replaced, they put me on Oxycontin. It did absolutely nothing to relieve my pain and I am sensitive to morphine. It hurts when intravenous and burns throughout my system. Once it hits my brain, everything is fine, though. Different things work differently for different people (see how I did that?). Let people use what works for them.

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