Bob Belvedere — Hacked!

Bob Belvedere at Camp of the Saints knows that the guidelines for “Rule 5” set a limit at the PG-13 line. Obviously, on Saturday, the hackers took control of Bob’s blog and posted photos of, uh, plus-size model Melissa Manning which are definitely Not Safe For Work.

Or so I’m told, by persons familiar with this dreadful cybercrime. An immediate investigation must be launched to find these hackers.

Melissa Manning is on Twitter. Bob Belvedere is, too.

 

36 comments

  1. WRT Melissa Manning, if there’s no nipple for a tongue, well, why bother, really?

    Sorry, but I’m, a bit old-school, that way.

    Oh, and any WSDL presented better work *seamlessly* with cxf. (Yes, .NET, I’m lookin’ at you!)

  2. Actually, a spokesman for Mr. Collins issued a statement on his behalf: “I’ll be in my bunk.”

  3. This require further investigation.

    If only there were some sort of indexing/finding tool for looking things up on internetworked file systems.

  4. Really, there should be some kind of machine, where you could type in “Melissa Manning,” and it would find pictures and things like that.

  5. Plus sized? That’s simply a normal woman that’s built like a woman, not a half starved waif.

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  7. After all, Airplane! had naked tits (granted for all of about 5 seconds) and it got a PG rating.

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