Tara Carreon Doesn’t Know Why People Hate Her Censorious Douchebag Husband

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Allegedly the wife of Charles Carreon

When last we left the ongoing saga of censorious douchebag Charles Carreon, the “Popehat Reign of Terror” led to Charles being challenged to debate Ken White over Charles’ proposition that “Distributed Internet Reputational Attack” be recognized as grounds for a lawsuit, which inspired me to remark:

Thin-skinned narcissists who cannot admit error — whose response to criticism is always to demonize their critics, and who therefore automatically externalize blame for their own mistakes — are always doing this sort of thing to themselves in the Internet age.
Look: If you are ever in a situation where your stupidity makes you a target, the correct thing to do is . . . nothing.
Don’t react. Don’t try to defend yourself. Don’t lash out at your tormenters. Just ignore it until it is over. Learn your lesson, avoid repetition of the error, and be glad it wasn’t worse.
People who merely describe your stupidity — however mocking and sarcastic their descriptions — have done you no wrong.

Attempting to scapegoat others for your embarrassment, imagining that you have done nothing to deserve mockery or criticism, is never going to repair the damage you have done to yourself. God gives us the enemies we deserve, and we can learn lessons from such experiences, if we are willing to humbly accept chastisement.

Alas, Charles Carreon is prone to spasms of “pearl-clutching horror” — brilliant phrase, Ken — and so the comedic show goes on.

Last year, when Charles was threatening to sue everyone on the Internet into poverty, his wife Tara Carreon added to the entertainment:

“This is one of the little lying bitches working for Matt Inman,” Tara wrote about an apparently female commenter. In an exchange with another online commenter, Tara “jokingly” (her words) threatened that Carreon might subpoena him and search his hard drive. The bewildered commenter asked why he might possibly be subpoenaed. Tara replied:

For all of that illegal content on your hard drive. You’ll have to seek a protective order to keep your porn stash private. What’s your preference—het, gay, bi, BDSM?

The commenter responded, “Wait. Did you just vaguely threaten to try and out me to the general public using a subpoena and use that as a tool to embarrass and humiliate me? WOW. You, darling, have sunk lower than your husband.”

Notice the conspiratorial motif: Anyone on the Internet saying bad things about Charles Carreon must be “working for Matt Inman,” because it is impossible that this is just some random person who noticed that Charles Carreon is a censorious douchebag.

Notice also the Leninist “Who, Whom?” ethos: Threats that Tara Carreon would consider criminal if made against her or her censorious douchebag husband are perfectly acceptable when made against someone who does not admire her censorious douchebag husband.

OK, so in service of her “Stand By Your Man” act, Tara Carreon has started amassing “research” on all these evil people who call her husband a censorious douchebag, including yours truly:

There’s something really ironic about a guy who was a member of a white supremacist hate group, identified as such by the Southern Poverty Law Center, self-righteously hating on convicted domestic terrorist Brett Kimberlin. It’s as if they were brothers! Except that Brett has gone on to do good, and Robert Stacy McCain has gone on to do bad. Looks to me like Brett Kimberlin should be self-righteously hating on Robert Stacy McCain.
Boy, these guys do talk tough. They want you to know that you picked the wrong guy when you picked them for a fight! They going to squash you!
Mr. McCain has no shame. He just talks dirty, dirty, dirty, just like the rest of the rapeutationists. Their mothers should wash their mouths out with soap! Never has the world seen such an abundance of nasty talk.
And what about his Rodney King doctrine, that anyone targeted by the rapeutationists, better just lie down and not move, as their tormenters continue to kick the shit out of them? What a fascist, anti-democratic attitude.
So, that’s his advice. Here’s mine. Flee from the Internet as if it was the Devil himself, or some day you and your loved ones will be laying in a heap of bodies a mile high, all of you killed by the Internet. The nicer you are, the more likely you will be a target of the rapeutationists. This is a game where the bad guys point the finger at the good guys, and win.

Notice that Tara Carreon just became the umpteenth gazillionth person to call me a “white supremacist,” because everybody can rely on the Southern Poverty Law Center to provide them with truth and, also, a “hate map” directing their spree of violent terrorism.

Notice that Tara Carreon praises convicted felon Brett Kimberlin having “gone on to do good,” depending on your definition of good.

Notice that, three weeks after I last mentioned Charles Carreon on this site, Tara Carreon decides that I need to be profiled among the “tormenters” who “continue to kick the shit out of” poor helpless victim Charles Carreon. And why? Because he bears no responsibility whatsoever for the consequences of his ill-advised decision to send a demand for $20,000 to Matt Inman of TheOatmeal.com.

Tara Carreon ignores entirely — because mentioning it would invalidate the Victim Card she wants to play — that the only reason I ever noticed censorious douchebag Charles Carreon is because my name turned up in his list of “rapers” in the “Popehat Reign of Terror”:

Brett Kimberlin — obtained peace order prohibiting blogger Aaron Walker (Worthing) from writing about him (convicted domestic terrorist, bomber, perjurer; wounded a man so badly he later took his own life; laughed off the judgment; made vague and undocumented claims that he suffered threats from unidentified people; astoundingly vile; terrifyingly sociopathic; leads a contemptible life; crazy; quite evil; victimizer; malevolent; outrageous; despicable; remorseless and amoral psycho; crazy stalker) (Rapers: Aaron Walker, Patterico’s Pontifications; Eugene Volokh; Ali A. Akbar of the National Bloggers Club; Elizabeth Kingsley of Harmon, Curran, Spielberg & Eisenberg, LLP; Robert Stacy McCain)

Homey says, ‘I don’t think so.’

Homey don’t play that, see? You want to throw down, we’ll throw down, but when the fight starts with you sucker-punching me, you’d better by God be ready to bring it, because if I didn’t start the fight, I might feel obliged to finish it. And when you then derogate me for daring to notice your insults — as though I have no honor to defend — don’t whine when you find yourself losing the fight you started.

How does Tara Carreon dare to say I have “a fascist, anti-democratic attitude,” when it was her censorious douchebag husband who imagined he could sue the entire Internet into trembling silence?

Oh, I guess only lawyers have a license to terrorize and intimidate people on the Internet, and if any blogger dares say “boo” in reply, then the blogger must be an anti-democratic fascist.

But you just keep digging that hole, darling. By the time you dig your way to the flaming pit of Hell, I suppose you’ll still be blaming me.




 

57 comments

  1. For what it’s worth, there IS such a thing as a right to sue for “Abuse of Process.” This is when you take some lawful tool like a subpoena or a restraining order or an arrest warrant and use it for an “improper” purpose. Normally, legal process used for improper purposes also gives rise to additional causes of action (aka legal right to sue).

    For example, a subpoena can properly be used to gather relevant evidence/testimony for pending litigation; it would be improper to use it for invading an enemy’s privacy in hopes of humiliating the enemy through “Public Disclosure of Private Facts” which is a type of actionable Invasion of Privacy. Even if no embarrassing information was discovered or disclosed, the improper use of the subpoena, all by itself, would constitute Abuse of Process which in turn could form a legal basis for its own lawsuit.

    Normally these kinds of claims are seen in toxic child custody disputes or nasty neighbor vendettas. Occasionally a landlord in a aggressively rent-controlled area will get the bright idea of provoking a low rent tenant then taking out a restraining order to get the tenant off the property (aka an Illegal Eviction) or some other creative misuse will surface like the recent bogus adverse possession affidavits by squatters/burglars. Threatening to abuse process to get revenge is essentially the same as threatening to slash your tires or kill your dog.

  2. The Carreons and the Florida Hunts are like the Iotians from the original Star Trek episode, “A Piece of the Action”, who modeled their lives after a book on the Chicago Mobs of the 1920s. Except Tara, Kelley Hunt, et al, modeled theirs after a Jerry Springer/Maury/Montel Best Of clip show.

  3. Needs to rethink the dreadlocks. In the context of her face, it does not so much signal bohemian authenticity as desperate lefty housefrau. With a computer and access to the interwebs.

  4. Dear Mr. McCain:

    I hope that you know what you are getting yourself into.

    This post will establish you more firmly, in Ms. Carreon’s disturbed fantasies, as some sort of ally/fellow-traveller/lackey/stooge/henchman of the evil Matt Inman and of me.

    It matters not that you and I have very, very little in common politically and agree on hardly anything, and in fact disagree rather forcefully, and have criticized and made fun of each other. For instance, I understand that you view me as a deluded America-hating pervert-supporting liberal elitist, and I view you as a gravel-knuckled gay-bashing rabble-rouser.

    That doesn’t matter. To the disturbed, we are now in a conspiracy of rapers.

    Gird yourself accordingly.

    Very truly yours — and hoping that you will stop throwing “pervert” around the way you have been, because with all respect you sound like a total asshole,

    Ken

  6. Heh. Freedom of speech results in odd bedfellows.
    I submit for your approval, two of the most staunch defenders of real Free Speech in America today:
    Ken White of Popehat
    Stacy McCain of TOM
    Both are folks I highly regard even if I do disagree with each of them at times (as I am sure they do me).

  7. .”.. if we are willing to humbly accept chastisement.”
    That is the crux, isn’t it? There are a couple of places for those without a contrite heart:

    Purgatory for those who are not complete shits.
    Hell for those who are complete and unmitigated sinners (AKA assclowns).

  11. Brett Kimberlin could cure cancer, lyme disease and alzheimers and he STILL wouldn’t have done enough GOOD to compensate for his evilness and criminality in the past.

  12. I always thought they looked icky, then I read about how they’re formed.

    YUCKO.

    You KNOW something is living in that mess.

  17. Mr. White,

    Your concern is noted, and appreciated. Be advised, however, that this is hardly Stacy’s first barbecue. Between the #GimmeJailbait brigade, the Kimberlin/Rauhauser crime family, his place of honor on the SPLC’s Official Target List and whatever else is slipping my mind at the moment, he’s already accrued a well-above-average roster of (those who apparently consider themselves) personal enemies, all of low-to-negligible character, innumerable threats to terminate this humble weblog, and more than a few attempts at genuine physical intimidation (because there’s nothing scarier than an Internet Tough Guy).

    He’s on the official Shit List of a convicted terrorist bomber, for pity’s sake. Do you think one more List Of Horrible People Who Are Horrible Because I Say So run by some shrieking harridan of a lawyer’s spouse (who reminds me more of “Weird Al” Yankovic in particularly unconvincing drag than anything) is supposed to be enough to warn him off?

    Stacy has a name for when that sort of thing happens to him. He calls it “Tuesday”.

    Sincerely, and don’t forget to take a moment to enjoy the death spiral of Western civilization,
    Some Guy On The Intertubes

  21. Weird Al does good costumes, live on stage even. Her head looks like she scalped a black woman with dreadlocks and dyed them blonde.

  22. Tara Carreon is a fucking assclown that’s even more of a clueless git than her brain-dead lawyer husband, and I hadn’t thought that was even possible.

    She really should read up on the Streisand Effect.

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