Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt Clearly Knows He Is Doomed to Hell

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Bill Schmalfeldt ranting, 2011. (Image via Thomas Anderson at Vimeo)

“Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have principles. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have values. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have beliefs. Bill Schmalfeldt has enemies, and then nothing, a black and dank and empty void of sullenness.”
— Ken White, Popehat, Aug. 6

In 2011, Bill Schmalfeldt self-published a book entitled, Can You BE a Tea Party Member and STILL Call Yourself CHRISTIAN?: YES! Thanks to This NEWLY-REVEALED WORD of GOD! To say that this was one of the most wretched, ill-argued, unreadable and un-Christian things ever published would be to praise it with faint damns.

Put it this way: Bill’s book could more accurately be called, A Cry For Help: Please Put Me in a Lunatic Asylum Before I Hurt Myself.

The most important thing revealed by the book, however, is that Bill Schmalfeldt is not a Christian. He is a certain familiar type of dishonest atheist who mocks Christians and attacks the authority of the Bible except when he is (with unintended irony) using the authority of the Bible (in which he does not actually believe) to mock Christians (whom he deeply hates) as fools and hypocrites.

People often ask why I even bother to notice such an obscure failure, but any student of deviant psychology would find Schmalfeldt a fascinating case study and, while I am certainly not qualified to make a professional diagnosis, I know crazy when I see it. What we nowadays call mental illness or personality disorder, the Bible often describes as demonic possession, and if psychiatric treatment can’t fix what’s wrong with Bill Schmalfeldt, perhaps an exorcism could.

On the other hand, perhaps Bill Schmalfeldt is not crazy, but merely evil and, having decided to make war on God, has abandoned all hope of redemption. Keep that in mind when, for example, you read John Hoge’s account of Schmalfeldt’s most recent embarassment: Having boldly predicted Wednesday that the Maryland Court of Appeals would by Friday overturn Hoge’s peace order against him, Schmalfeldt finds his prediction to be mistaken. But did Bill learn anything from his mistake? No, he’s incapable of learning any lesson, or even acknowledging his errors, because he refuses to take responsibility for his own actions, always choosing instead to attribute his failures to wrongs or unfairness he blames on others. Bill Schmalfeldt knows he is doomed to Hell.

Of course @Vermontaigne is actually our good friend Dan Collins, who changed his screen name and photo to Carl DeLong (Kimberlin’s 1978 bombing victim) after Kimberlin sued us. But you see that Schmalfeldt refuses to acknowledge the fact that his “excellent friend” Brett Kimberlin has spent the past 20 years cheating DeLong’s widow out of the wrongful death settlement she won in court.

Meanwhile, Dan makes mocking reference to two of Brett Kimberlin’s most wicked lies: First, Kimberlin has falsely claimed he was secretly exonerated of his crimes. As investigative journalist Matthew Vadum has said, “A record of this surreptitious pardon is bound to surface any day now, delivered by a leprechaun in a unicorn-pulled stage coach.” Second, Kimberlin has falsely claimed that he won a lawsuit against Mark Singer, author of Citizen K: The Deeply Weird American Journey of Brett Kimberlin. That never happened, either.

Honest and intelligent people know what Brett Kimberlin did and why Brett Kimberlin did it, but if Bill Schmalfeldt is intelligent — we stipulate the hypothetical — he is provably dishonest. Everybody knew that when Schmalfeldt harassed Aaron Walker and harassed Lee Stranahan, he was doing it to help Brett Kimberlin. For a long time, Schmalfeldt denied this. Then he accidentally admitted it:

Oops. So, what was his motive in harassing my wife in November? I believed at the time that Schmalfeldt was doing this at the behest of Neal Rauhauser, who had expressed interest in learning where I had moved when I left Maryland. If, by his hateful harassment — he sent me more than 200 hostile tweets in 48 hours — Schmalfeldt could provoke me into calling the cops, the police report would list my address and phone number, so that I would have in effect doxed myself.

Instead, I asked for intercessory prayer. Then, Schmalfeldt and his fellow Team Kimberlin members began publicly claiming I had not actually moved, as the basis of accusing me of “fraud.”

Oh. Oh, my goodness, Bill. Oh, my, my.

Then Brett Kimberlin sued and Schmalfeldt claimed I had been “served” in Maryland — a deliberate lie. When challenged to provide what’s called “proof of service” (which his “excellent friend” Brett Kimberlin would have, if it were true), Schmalfeldt was trapped.

This is how people go to Hell, see?

Bill Schmalfeldt hates God and loves evil. He despises truth and embraces lies. And no matter how often such a person is caught, their hatred of God is so deep and their commitment to wickedness is so profound, they will never confess  their sins, nor will they repent. You cannot hope for their deliverance, for they scorn the prayers of the faithful. Their satanic dishonesty delivers them to destruction.

Bon voyage, Bill.

 




 

70 comments

  1. As someone predestined to believe in freewill, I also believe that God loves us enough that He can respect someone’s foolish choice not to love Him in return.

    Bill Schmalfeldt’s choice seem very, very foolish.

  2. In my opinion it is Evil In Intent.
    To Make the Lie ( purposely lying is a Cardinal SIn )
    To then involve other people in the deception is dragging other down with you
    To keep up the lie is pretty much derangement after being caught, but he was (is? ) making a play to be a Main Stream Media liar, so that counts for something
    It does now however, do anything to soothe the soul or make repentance for Sin
    Whatever priest has offered you forgiveness in Confessional should be appraised of ALL your activities, eh Bill ?

  3. Either Kimberlin is paying Schmalfeldt a fortune to in effect sacrifice his soul, or he is paying him very little and Schmalfeldt is in such a sorry state of affairs that the just takes what he can get. Either way he is sacrificing his soul for a convicted murderer, perjurer, and alleged pedophile (alleged by his own wife). I know you think he is pure evil, and he may be, but I think he is just broke and needs the money.

    As if that is not bad enough, Schmalfeldt looked so “retarded” (his word, not mine) in a picture that he said that he was actually his brother. He seriously called his brother a “retard” rather than admit it was himself.

    Actually, I think you’re right. I think he must just be possessed. That actually makes the most sense.

  5. I doubt that there’s a dime being exchanged. Every failure in Schmalfeldt’s life is proof in his pea brain that there’s a massive conspiracy against him, and Kimberlin is likely exploiting that.

  6. At the root is Schmalfeldt’s extreme selfishness. Envy and self-pity are characteristic traits of the selfish. He thinks of himself as a victim, because to take responsibility for his failures would require him to acknowledge that he has done wrong. Selfish people can’t accept this. They choose to defend their own selfish pride rather than admit the truth about themselves. Selfishness is thus a source of weakness, rather than strength.

  9. As someone predestined to believe in freewill

    As a somewhat lapsed Presbyterian that made me smile. And I agree with you.

  11. True. Remember also the lyrics “… there’s time to change the road you’re on …” That time is now whether Bill knows it or not. The “Come to Jesus” moment is here …

  12. There’s a reason that ‘Munchkin’ by SJ Games has a card called the “Net Troll” He’s got no special powers and is very unhappy about it.

    Describes quite a few people damn well.

  13. He is a lard shark awash in a sea of evil. He must either swim or perish. To stop, even for a moment, is to risk the contemplation of the pitiable and pathetic morass of lies, vulgarity and sadism his life has become.

  15. My assesment from distant observation: if you gave Schmalfeldt an enema, he’d fit comfortably in a shoebox.

  19. OMG! You guys are never gonna believe what happen to me last night. So I was sitting at home on my computer watching Sharknado on DVD. Cause I ordered it from Amazon and it’s like FRIGGIN’ AWESOME! You guys should totally get it. Anyway, so I was watching Sharknado again and it was at the part where the chick got sucked out of the helicopter into the shark’s mouth and…

    FUCK YOU KIMBERLIN.

  20. Free will. It’s a bitch ain’t it?

    I suspect that’s why the current administration is so hostile to the “Christian God”. Because the concept of a God who grants men the natural right to defy him is truly dangerous. Especially to an administration like this one. If men have the free will to defy a God, then men are only bound to governments by their consent.

    If you don’t have to submit to God, then why would you submit to government? It’s easier just to deny he exists and hand out free phones and EBT cards.

    I don’t know why I would be arguing FOR God, considering I’m agnostic…except that free will seems to be something we no longer seem have anymore. Even 1st Amendment protected religious free will is being lost. And as an agnostic, even I’m not free to be left alone in my lack of knowledge. Everywhere I look, “Atheism” is being crammed down my throat. It’s offensive, and I’m sick of it.

    Well, that was totally off topic. Sorry guys.

  22. I’d be willing to suggest that his malady is not in fact Parkinson’s but Faux-Parkinsons whose symptoms are caused by his body trying desperately to reject his loathsome soul.
    In fact, were we to track his physical deterioration against his loathsome behavior we would probably find a strong correlation between the two with his behavior leading his physical symptoms. In short, he’s killing himself by being a massive douche and a cockholster for BK.

  23. “Lord of Satire,” Schmalfeldt said.

    “Hey, it was all a joke, you know, satire!” I wonder if he’ll play that card right before his Final, Spectacular Implosive Collapse and/or arrest/involuntary commitment to a mental health facility, either of which seems inevitable.

  24. Seconded.

    Free will must exist, else God’s invariable and consistent condemnation for defying His will is invalid, unjust and hypocritical. It would also make faith itself a cosmic puppet show, a sham. If free will does not exist, the Bible makes very little sense and is of no real value.

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