Bill Schmalfeldt: Obsessed Much?

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You stay classy, Bill Schmalfeldt!

“Schmalfeldt . . . is closest to his sweaty-palmed Happy Place when he is describing degradation of others.”
— Ken White, Aug. 6

Deranged cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has many persistent traits, including habitual dishonesty and a tendency to mimic the rhetoric of his enemies. This latter trait is related to Schmalfeldt’s symptomatic psychological projection — accusing others of committing wrongs of which he is himself spectacularly guilty — but Schmalfeldt’s “monkey see, monkey do” imitations are also a confirmation of the moral and intellectual emptiness Ken White of Popehat has observed:

Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have principles. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have values. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have beliefs. Bill Schmalfeldt has enemies, and then nothing, a black and dank and empty void of sullenness.

Without values or principles, Bill Schmalfeldt is intellectually adrift, blown to and fro by his own gale-force hatreds. So whenever any of his chosen enemies — Aaron Walker, Lee Stranahan, whoever — describes Schmalfeldt’s behavior, it is only a matter of time before Schmalfeldt begins to parrot his enemy’s rhetoric, falsely accusing them in the same terms they have used to accurately describe him.

One can see this clearly in Schmalfeldt’s engagement with John Hoge. We know why Schmalfeldt became obsessed with Hoge, who aided Lee Stranahan when he flew from Texas to Maryland to file harassment charges. (See Stranahan’s account, “Bill Schmalfeldt: The Stranger Who Harassed My Family.”) Hoge was then targeted for similar harassment. He warned Schmalfeldt to cease contacting him and, when Schmalfeldt persisted, petitioned for and was eventually granted a peace order against Schmalfeldt. Hoge’s only interest in Schmalfeldt is to stop his harassment. Because harassment is Bill Schmalfeldt’s raison d’être, however, this illegal behavior persists. Hoge therefore continues (a) describing Schmalfeldt’s harassment, (b) seeking legal action to stop the harassment, and (c) enjoying the hilarious reactions of other spectators watching the carnival of Sideshow Bill’s craziness.

In “monkey-see, monkey-do” fashion, however, Schmalfeldt now routinely claims that Hoge is “obsessed” with him, and that he — the creepy kook Bill Schmalfeldt — is actually the victim of “harassment.”

Amid this twisted knot of psychological projection and rhetorical mimicry, however, the real Bill Schmalfeldt is always present. And one of the most disturbing aspects of his personality is his frequent resort to language about feces, anal sodomy and coprophagy. (See my Sept. 30 post, “Bill Schmalfeldt: Sadism, Sodomy and Other Bizarre Mental Aberrations.”) He clearly has an abnormal fixation:




It goes without saying that no decent person would deliberately fill their Twitter timeline with such foul and disgusting verbal imagery, yet this is Bill Schmalfeldt’s customary and routine mode of discourse.

Nor is this merely a matter of a thuggish personality with an obnoxious penchant for crude language. Rather, this would seem to be a symptom of Bill Schmalfeldt’s perverse psycho-sexual fixations:

Heck, if you’re a man and you’re honest with yourself, you LIKE being on the “doling it out”end of anal sex.  How many heterosexual men reading this diary right now have never asked their wife or girlfriend to just take a deep breath, relax, “I’ll just put in the tip and we’ll see how it goes,” and then you ram it home like Captain Kidd jamming his sword back into his scabbard while she hollers “takeitouttakeitouttakeitout” and you tell her to just relax and it won’t hurt so bad and she starts kicking and screaming “takeitOUTtakeitOUTtakeitOUT youfuckingbastardpieceofshit“ and you finally do (because the walls are thin and your neighbors just LOVE calling the cops) and you tell her she should have at least given herself a chance to relax and enjoy it and she (if she’s your wife) doesn’t let you anywhere near her with “that thing” for weeks and if she’s your girlfriend she stops returning your calls?

You stay classy, Bill Schmalfeldt!




 

 


62 comments

  3. Why would he worry about whatever is filling up his twitter timeline? Today’s twitter account won’t survive long enough to matter.

    I wonder if there is anyone else who has gong through so many accounts like he has?

  4. Indeed. Not to indulge Bill’s peculiar obsession, but has anybody else noticed how he treats his online identities like toilet paper?

  6. To avoid increasing unhappiness, I went to a model train show today. I think it was the right choice, compared to locking horns with people like this creep.

  7. Awhile ago you linked to a blog that featured him in a comic strip format, in a mobile home. I thought that was a joke, but looking at Google Streetview, yes indeed, he does live in a trailer park.

  10. Wasn’t he arrested for violating the peace order? What happened with that?

    Or did the Maryland system of “justice” once more come down on the side of a leftist miscreant?

  12. Yes he’s been on this poop fetish for some time. Remember that Christmas card video from us from 2011 that I showed everyone? The original blog about it he took pictures of it in his toilet after he pooped on it and posted it on his blog besides the peeing on it video that you all watched.

  15. Did you mean “orange dick”? That brings to mind this joke that made the rounds about 30 years ago:

    A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

    The doctor looks at it and says, ?I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?? The man says no.

    The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, ?Nothing.? The doctor is really puzzled now and says, ?You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day??

    The man replies, ?Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.?

  19. Has this pile of poop been arrested yet?

    I want to see a perp walk video, him barefeet and wearing a wife beater being shoved in the back of a Maryland SP cruiser.

    Maybe an after pic of him in an orange jumpsuit.

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  20. No, an arrest warrant was issued.
    He is an extremely low priority and it’s not likely that the police will go and knock on his door and take him in.
    But the next time he gets pulled over or shows up in court ………………….. soap on a rope !!!

  22. If nature dealt you that fugly head with no neck to separate it from a bloated body, wouldn’t *you* be a better *sshole, too? I mean, he can’t possibly evade loser status.

    Cordially…

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