The Other McCain

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Happy Birthday to My Sexy Wife

Posted on | January 11, 2014 | 32 Comments

Everyone knows that my beautiful wife was the original inspiration for Rule 5 (“Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl”) and because today is her birthday — she just turned 29, again — it’s a good time to remember the Five Most Important Words in the English Language.

“Hit the freaking tip jar!”



32 Responses to “Happy Birthday to My Sexy Wife”

  1. Political Rift » Happy Birthday to My Sexy Wife
    January 11th, 2014 @ 1:26 am

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  2. Patriot
    January 11th, 2014 @ 1:34 am

    She’s beautiful McCain. Congrats to her and you. Perhaps the biggest compliment I can pay to either of you is that Rauhauser dreams he could command the attention of such pretty girl.

  3. Bob Belvedere
    January 11th, 2014 @ 1:53 am

    Happy Birthday Saint Mrs. Other McCain!

  4. Anon Y. Mous
    January 11th, 2014 @ 3:08 am

    That vixen has a saucy look about her. Happy Birthday to her and congrats to you!

  5. Rick Bulow
    January 11th, 2014 @ 3:58 am

    *dances in and sings*

    This is your birthday song
    It isn’t very long

    Here is to The Other Mrs. McCain on her 25th birthDATE (after all, you only have one birthDAY, that when you are born) but many birthDATES.

  6. Factory Guy
    January 11th, 2014 @ 6:05 am

    Dayum. That picture certainly was a nice adjunct to my usual Saturday morning wakeup routine (IYKWIMAITYD),

  7. Rosalie
    January 11th, 2014 @ 8:13 am

    It’s been a pleasure knowing you and your family through this blog. Hope you have an especially nice day. Happy Birthday!

  8. RS
    January 11th, 2014 @ 8:26 am

    Of course, happy birthday to her. I write only to note that this post demonstrates the rhetorical failing of Petitio Principii, i.e. “begging the question.” Specifically, how the the hell did you manage to get her? Was sorcery involved?

    [Insert “smiley face” emoticon here]

  9. Zohydro
    January 11th, 2014 @ 8:41 am

    This fine photo wasn’t snapped on the same occasion as that infamous “Speedo pic”, was it?

  10. Calvin Everhart
    January 11th, 2014 @ 9:02 am

    Happy Birthday, This looks like a pic that would be on a B-29 in WW2, A Strong American Lady!

  11. John Rose
    January 11th, 2014 @ 9:19 am

    I thought the most important words, with regards to sexy wives, were… “Yes dear, I was wrong.”

  12. robertstacymccain
    January 11th, 2014 @ 10:24 am

    Pretty sure it was the same day. I know it was the same summer (1990). Our apartment was right next to the pool, and we’d swim every day. Got quite healthy, the both of us.

  13. robertstacymccain
    January 11th, 2014 @ 10:24 am

    Big hands, big feet, etc.

  14. Frankie
    January 11th, 2014 @ 10:34 am

    Well THAT explains all the kids……IYKWIMAITYD

  15. rmnixondeceased
    January 11th, 2014 @ 10:49 am

    Incredible! May God bless her with His grace and loving-kindness all the days of her lifee and may those days be many. A most beautiful and discerning lady.
    Thank you Stacy from the bottom of my decrepit heart for your forbearance and Christianity in allowing me to continue commenting on your blog. May God bless your house.

  16. JeffS
    January 11th, 2014 @ 11:02 am

    Happy Birthday, Mrs. The Other McCain!

  17. cmdr358
    January 11th, 2014 @ 11:04 am

    Hubba-hubba! (and I say that with all due respect)
    Happy Birthday Mrs. M.

  18. ChandlersGhost
    January 11th, 2014 @ 11:15 am

    Happy Birthday Mrs. Other McCain!

  19. richard mcenroe
    January 11th, 2014 @ 12:09 pm

    Happy birthday to the Saint of the Conservative Internet! Tip jar, now buy her a nice bottle of Duck Commander “Miss Priss” Moscato!

  20. Zohydro
    January 11th, 2014 @ 12:33 pm

    Thoroughly gargantuan intellect…

  21. gvanderleun
    January 11th, 2014 @ 1:18 pm

    Well, to judge by the eyes, she’s clearly got plans for you. Goes to show that even the most beautiful are not perfect.

  22. M. Thompson
    January 11th, 2014 @ 1:46 pm

    Of course, congratulations to you both.

  23. richard mcenroe
    January 11th, 2014 @ 2:00 pm

    Not quite sure what the teeth imply….

  24. K-Bob
    January 11th, 2014 @ 2:40 pm

    Many happy returns of the day, Mrs. Other McCain!

  25. Quartermaster
    January 11th, 2014 @ 3:26 pm

    Happy natal day Mrs. TOM. My condolences on the guy you married though. I’m sure it was just a youthful indiscretion. 🙂

  26. Quartermaster
    January 11th, 2014 @ 3:29 pm

    She must be a saint, given what she has had to endure over the last cuppla years. We guys manage to do such things to our wives on occasion.

  27. Bob Belvedere
    January 11th, 2014 @ 3:59 pm

    ‘On occasion’?!?

  28. MichaelAdams
    January 11th, 2014 @ 4:19 pm

    Nose, don’t forget the big nose.

  29. Quartermaster
    January 11th, 2014 @ 4:31 pm

    Weeeeeeeeeell, I can’t answer for you. 🙂

  30. pabarge
    January 11th, 2014 @ 5:34 pm

    Is that a Bikini Bridge (google it)?

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