Everyone knows that my beautiful wife was the original inspiration for Rule 5 (“Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl”) and because today is her birthday — she just turned 29, again — it’s a good time to remember the Five Most Important Words in the English Language.

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She’s beautiful McCain. Congrats to her and you. Perhaps the biggest compliment I can pay to either of you is that Rauhauser dreams he could command the attention of such pretty girl.
Happy Birthday Saint Mrs. Other McCain!
That vixen has a saucy look about her. Happy Birthday to her and congrats to you!
*dances in and sings*
This is your birthday song
It isn’t very long
HEY!!!!
Here is to The Other Mrs. McCain on her 25th birthDATE (after all, you only have one birthDAY, that when you are born) but many birthDATES.
Dayum. That picture certainly was a nice adjunct to my usual Saturday morning wakeup routine (IYKWIMAITYD),
It’s been a pleasure knowing you and your family through this blog. Hope you have an especially nice day. Happy Birthday!
Of course, happy birthday to her. I write only to note that this post demonstrates the rhetorical failing of Petitio Principii, i.e. “begging the question.” Specifically, how the the hell did you manage to get her? Was sorcery involved?
[Insert “smiley face” emoticon here]
This fine photo wasn’t snapped on the same occasion as that infamous “Speedo pic”, was it?
Happy Birthday, This looks like a pic that would be on a B-29 in WW2, A Strong American Lady!
I thought the most important words, with regards to sexy wives, were… “Yes dear, I was wrong.”
Pretty sure it was the same day. I know it was the same summer (1990). Our apartment was right next to the pool, and we’d swim every day. Got quite healthy, the both of us.
Big hands, big feet, etc.
Well THAT explains all the kids……IYKWIMAITYD
Incredible! May God bless her with His grace and loving-kindness all the days of her lifee and may those days be many. A most beautiful and discerning lady.
Thank you Stacy from the bottom of my decrepit heart for your forbearance and Christianity in allowing me to continue commenting on your blog. May God bless your house.
Happy Birthday, Mrs. The Other McCain!
Hubba-hubba! (and I say that with all due respect)
Happy Birthday Mrs. M.
Happy Birthday Mrs. Other McCain!
Happy birthday to the Saint of the Conservative Internet! Tip jar, now buy her a nice bottle of Duck Commander “Miss Priss” Moscato!
Thoroughly gargantuan intellect…
Well, to judge by the eyes, she’s clearly got plans for you. Goes to show that even the most beautiful are not perfect.
Of course, congratulations to you both.
Not quite sure what the teeth imply….
Many happy returns of the day, Mrs. Other McCain!
Happy natal day Mrs. TOM. My condolences on the guy you married though. I’m sure it was just a youthful indiscretion. 🙂
She must be a saint, given what she has had to endure over the last cuppla years. We guys manage to do such things to our wives on occasion.
‘On occasion’?!?
Nose, don’t forget the big nose.
Weeeeeeeeeell, I can’t answer for you. 🙂
Is that a Bikini Bridge (google it)?
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