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“Poor, Poor Pitiful Reid,” Zevon Sang Not

Posted on | March 5, 2014 | 16 Comments

by Smitty

Via Instapundit, Harry Reid again underscored why he’s the Worst Senator EVAR yesterday, going after the Koch brothers in an unseemly manner.

Reid charged that Charles and David Koch, who are tied for fourth place on the Forbes list of 400 richest people in the United States, violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, citing a 2011 report by Bloomberg Markets magazine.
“These are the same brothers whose company, according to a Bloomberg investigation, paid bribes and kickbacks to win contracts in Africa, India and the Middle East,” Reid said on the Senate floor. “These are the same brothers who, according to the same report, used foreign subsidiaries to sell millions of dollars of equipment to Iran, a state sponsor of terrorism.”

Read Reid’s Reedy wheezing in its entire despicable non-glory. Because, you know, a Senator giving people a fair trial and stuff before smearing them in the Senate is soooo last century.

Presented without further ado, and apologies to the late great Warren Z:

Poor, Poor Pitiful Reid

He’s the saddest sack the Senate ever saw
Worse’n “Submarine” Teddy
His jerk contest with Schumer was a draw
Poor, poor pitiful Reid

Poor, poor pitiful Reid
Poor, poor pitiful Reid
Mary Landrieu won’t let him be
Lord have mercy on Reid
Let him choke on Tea

His embalming fluid is a constant chore
He uses an expensive brand
He sprung a leak out on the Senate floor
The pressure got out of hand
A nervous page cleaned it up real fast
(Just sayin’ ‘cuz the facts ain’t much)
Rumor has it Reid’s a pederast
Like Romney cheats his tax ‘n’ such

Poor, poor pitiful Reid
Poor, poor pitiful Reid
Barbara Boxer won’t let him be
Lord have mercy on Reid
Let him choke on Tea

He’ll be infamous for ObamaCare
And calling good folk liars
With his mewling voice and his undead stare
His evil never tires

Poor, poor pitiful Reid
Poor, poor pitiful Reid
Dianne Feinstein won’t let him be
Lord have mercy on Reid
Let him choke on Tea


16 Responses to ““Poor, Poor Pitiful Reid,” Zevon Sang Not”

  1. RS
    March 5th, 2014 @ 6:57 pm

    Props for know it’s a Zevon song instead of Linda Ronstadt.

  2. Bob Belvedere
    March 5th, 2014 @ 7:01 pm

    Send lawyers, guns, and money
    The Reid has hit the fan…

  3. Zohydro
    March 5th, 2014 @ 7:05 pm

    I always liked “Cadaverous Thug™”…

  4. Kirby McCain
    March 5th, 2014 @ 7:21 pm

    Representatives and Senators cannot be held accountable for anything they say while in those chambers. Time and again Reid has used this safe haven to smear his political opponents. Las Vegas Harry is the king of thieves and the father of falsehoods.

  5. Bob Belvedere
    March 5th, 2014 @ 7:24 pm

    I saw a pederast with a Chinese youngun in his hand
    Walking through the streets of Reno in the rain…

  6. Adjoran
    March 5th, 2014 @ 7:31 pm

    Reid should know about corruption, since he made millions of dollars from it.

    But I’ve always pictured him more in the role of “Grandpa” in “Play It All Night Long”:

  7. Adjoran
    March 5th, 2014 @ 7:36 pm

    She was an early booster of Warren’s, and also recorded “Carmelita,” “Hasten Down the Wind,” and “Mohammed’s Radio.” Probably second in promoting his early career after Jackson Browne, who found Warren in Spain singing country music in a tourist bar and convinced him to return to LA.

  8. Zohydro
    March 5th, 2014 @ 8:05 pm


  9. Zohydro
    March 5th, 2014 @ 8:12 pm

    NOT the cadaverous thug himself, just the expression! Smitty’s “codpiece media” is another expression I shall remember…

  10. Bob Belvedere
    March 5th, 2014 @ 8:54 pm

    Harry the brainless Nevada Senator
    I’m talkin’ about the slime…

  11. DaveO
    March 5th, 2014 @ 9:24 pm

    Is this the same Senator Reid who first came to Washington with a total worth valued at under $400,000, and is now a multi-millionaire because he wrote legislation requiring the USAF to buy real estate from Reid’s “partner”? I know Harry is not a Christian, but even the Devil is doing the face-palm on this one.
    I propose “Harry Reid’s Law:” No congressperson is exempt from all laws and regulations and court judgements that apply to ordinary citizens.

  12. Funeral guy
    March 6th, 2014 @ 1:36 am

    You’d think if the Koch brothers were as shady and all powerful as the left thinks they are, they’d have “disappeared” this creepy old pedo years ago.

  13. Adjoran
    March 6th, 2014 @ 1:52 am

    The Koch brothers come in at #59 in political contributions in the last 25 years. Soros alone gives more money to one activist group, Think Progress, each year than the Kochs donate altogether.

    Of the top 16 donors, 11 are labor unions.

  14. Adjoran
    March 6th, 2014 @ 1:54 am

    My favorite Reid corruption is when his cronies bought a parcel of useless desert land in the middle of nowhere, and Harry not only managed to force the planned Interstate highway to be moved 30 miles to cross it, but also managed to force an interchange be built there, making the worthless property worth millions overnight, which he was then allowed to “buy” into at the pre-highway price.

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  16. smitty_one_each
    May 29th, 2014 @ 9:25 pm

    @Dale67504978 Poor poor pitiful Reid @EdB314159