Does the GOP Establishment Endorse Thad Cochran’s Bestiality Nostalgia?

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In a speech, the senile old fool distinguished Senator from Mississippi waxed nostalgic about his youth, when he did “all kind of indecent things with animals,” a practice he ascribed to the region’s “culture.”

Does the National Republican Senatorial Committee endorse this sort of thing? Are they pro-bestiality or anti-bestiality, or will they need to conduct a poll to determine their position on this issue?

Of course, it’s hard for the NRSC to condemn anything as unnatural or degenerate, when they’re spending millions of dollars to try to make Mitch McConnell Senate Majority Leader. I’d rather screw a goat.

 

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  1. I tweeted you this early this morning and heard nothing. I figured you just considered me, a Wisconsin cow, culturally insensitive to how things are in Mississippi (indecently of course).

    Glad to see you are not the “Tucker Carlson” of inter species indecency!

    http://batshitcrazynews.com/2014/06/not-all-publicity-is-good-publicity-thad-cochran-says-he-grew-up-doing-indecent-things-to-animals/

    Vote for Chris McDaniel, he doesn’t get indecent with farm animals.

  4. Ah, the honorable Senator Cochrane.

    “HONORABLE, adj.Afflicted with an impediment in one’s reach. In legislative bodies it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, “the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.”

    Ambrose Bierce

  5. Maybe our Solons of the Beltway should rethink this “fighting dirty” campaign style.

    Although to be fair, bestiality humor WAS a staple of the old classic “Sex to Sexty” cartoon digests published out of El Paso Texas, which were for a time the best selling “adult” magazines in the country.

    And when for my sins I worked for a while in video distribution in Los Angeles, one of the lines we marketed to video stores was a series of “hotel” or “cable”-cut adult films (i.e., porn with all the sexually explicit shots edited out, on the theory that a 17-minute video of badly recited dialogue was a hot market item).

    We had a list of several states, by county, where we were not to offer those titles for distribution. And, left hand on the Koran, I swear that the most common thing we’d hear, practically first thing out of the retailer’s mouth was, “we can’t sell porn down here. Got any bestiality?”

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