In Which @PatKasprik Teaches Us That Rape ‘Satire’ Is Acceptable on Twitter

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So, @HollyRFisher did this and it went viral on Facebook:

In case you didn’t notice, that’s a Chick-fil-A cup in her hand. We are now in Day Six of the Hobby Lobby hysteria, and the Democrat Party propaganda claim that this Supreme Court decision is a theocratic right-wing assault on women’s rights is so firmly embedded in liberals’ minds that responding to them with facts and logic is a waste of time. Deliberate provocation is more fun, and the liberal reaction to Holly Fisher’s provocation was memorable. A young Floridian named Patrick Ryan Kasprik sent Fisher these Twitter messages:

“Idgaf how patriotic you think you are – you’re
a sham of an American who would strip
rights from others in the name of God.“

“Hey @HollyRFisher so I was hoping you could fly on
down to Florida so we could stone you to death?
You know, religious fundamentalism…”

“But seriously @HollyRFisher come on down.
I would love to let a jackass rape you beforehand,
you know, religious fundamentalism.”

As might be imagined, Kasprik’s rhetoric inspired a lot of blowback, to which Kasprik responded: “Like most satire, the people on the receiving end really don’t get it.” This is the familiar Liberal Satire Defense: “Hahaha! Stupid wingnuts are too ignorant to comprehend the enlightened nuance of my progressive humor.”

Except (a) we understand it perfectly and (b) it’s not funny.

Of course, what Kasprik’s “jokes” were intended to invoke was another favorite liberal trope, the “American Taliban” Analogy, wherein Christian conservatives are smeared as having the same agenda as violent Islamic fundamentalists. The problem is that the two phenomena are not analogous, no matter how often or in what way liberals repeat this smear. Honor killings and other manifestations of Islamic backwardness (polygamy, child brides, burqas, etc.) have no parallel among Christian conservatives. Opposition to abortion and homosexuality, expressed through the ordinary processes of representative politics, is simply not the same thing as what the mullahs in Iran or other Islamic fanatics seek to impose through sharia law. Lumping both together under the rhetorical umbrella of “religious fundamentalism” is just dishonest.

But where would liberals be without dishonest rhetoric? And why do I have a suspicion that Patrick Ryan Kasprik will soon regret calling attention to himself and his clever “satire”?

 

82 comments

  1. Aaaand saved for posterity… Just in case PRK tries to delete the evidence. Who’d have thunk such an angry young man would have a predeliction for drugging young girls?

  3. Yeah, I’m so shocked to think a liberal Obama supporter might be a drug-addled pervert.

  4. If Holly ever accepted the invite, I’d back her up with a handgun and a hatchet. Pat Kasprik would not survive, and the world would be a better place.

  12. Yup I’d sure want this guy representing my product wouldn’t you? (warning EXTREMELY graphic) goo.gl/xZ2yve

  17. RSM is right about not wasting your time with facts and logic when it comes to liberals. Remember about a hundred years ago when liberals were accusing the right of “bringing back Jim Crow” just because we had the completely wild-eyed idea that a Picture ID might be a good idea to cut down on voter fraud? (Which, yes, I know, only exists in the fevered minds of us night riding KKK’rs.) I would ask liberals, “So, what you’re telling me is that blacks are capable, smart, American citizens who for some reason are completely incapable of doing something so basic as getting themselves a Photo ID? Something that every American needs to check onto a plane, get a hotel room, buy a beer, rent a movie, etc. Something that they have dumbed down to the point where some government functionary will actually do everything but literally put it in your wallet for you. This function is completely beyond the capabilities of blacks? OK, now we know. I think blacks can get a Photo ID and you don’t. And I’m the racist? Got it.” For the record, The liberals I would present this to would not have an answer.

  18. bwhahahahaahah isnt the penis supposed to descend past the balls…..her rape whistle is bigger then he is thats hilarious

  21. Wow, I would not expect this level of unwholesomeness from a Disney cast member –

    Patrick Ryan Kasprik on facebook to ?Timothy Zahn –

    October 8, 2011 ·

    So
    I heard the 14th you’ll be at Disney’s Hollywood Studios doing book
    signings…I happen to be a Disney cast member and have the day off, so
    I’ll probably roll through – I don’t suppose I could get you to sign my
    edition of Heir to the Empire? (the story I read says you’ll be doing
    signings of the 20th Ed. of Heir as well as Choices of One)

  22. Of course you do. You’re the morality police. They look the same age as him, but way to try and smear the guy by assuming they’re underage. And of course the big controversy for conservatives is smoking grass. What happened to you people make you so authoritarian? Toilet training didn’t go so smoothly?

  23. Little twerp’s on Facebook.
    +List’s his employer.
    +List’s past school
    +Lists past employer
    ________________________________
    = Gives away his hometown
    +Has a photo of his car.
    ________________________________
    = IDIOT

    You know how screwy Florida can be.

  25. Oh the outrage, pardon me if I don’t get weepy. This is the liberals play book except they do this just when there is a difference of opinion is stated not when one suggests a person should stoned to death or raped by a donkey

  27. Took the words out of my mouth. Of course, if someone made the same suggestion about Barry or Michelle, the Klown Kops would be all over that.

  29. I see that Ratprick is taking the patented “I dint do nuffin’ and those hateyhaters are being mean to me.” No mention of stoning deaths or jackasses.

    And ok, it’s been awhile, but as a former Disney cast member, I seem to recall this drug-testy thing that they do. Time for another one for Pat.

  31. HAW! Nice try at diverting attention from the loser known as “Patrick Ryan Kasprik”. But smoking grass remains illegal in Florida, and his partners look awfully young, both of which should lead to an investigation.

    Remember, lefties, if you can’t do the time, don’t post the videos! The internet is forever.

  33. The guy wanting a woman who disagreed with him – a woman who is against killing babies in the womb – to be RAPED. That was actually the big controversy for conservatives. But not for you, I take it? Also, I think you know that it’s not the dope smoking, it’s the toking up with a couple of much younger girls, that the “morality police” are objecting to. Maybe you should go talk to some feminists to get your head right. Oh, I forgot, feminists only complain about Republicans. They don’t care if Democrats do any old thing to women.

  34. I guess he makes a habit of it, he was arrested in 2010 for giving alcohol/drugs to minors. According to the Internet.

  35. If American Christians ever do decide to behave like the Taliban, it will be a short fight and progs will NOT like the outcome.

  36. Liberals are always welcome in my book to argue in the faces of actual worshipers of Islam. I’d like them to test their tolerance-at-all-costs to it’s logical end. Gays should ask their local Islamic community to be married inside their mosque.

  37. Dude, Pale Moon. Virtually identical, some frills deleted as defaults. “Fumigate” it by changing one setting & no info goes to Mozilla OR Google.

  39. There were too many of these to count, really.

    Holly has done a public service by letting the Left once again show its ugly face on social media. Would the sickest Nazi goon wish any worse on a Jewish enemy than these people wish on a mom exercising her rights? Would the worst of the commissars under Stalin have thought of more humiliating tortures for his enemies?

    As we fight among ourselves so much, it is well to remember the real enemy.

  43. And the jerk is back on Twitter spouting inane gibberish once again. He hasn’t learned a thing.

  44. Of course! Knew that was coming – be a jerk and joke about raping someone and then cry victim when good people notice. Jerk.

  45. Oh look here – the jerk wants his 15 minutes – maybe Fox would like to see his videos smoking dope with teens. Moron

  46. Nah, no need for that. This country will be fine once all the selfish boomer assholes are dead, buried, and hopefully burning in hell.

  48. Oh, bullshit. She cares more about a fetus than she does about other living, breathing, women. She gets no sympathy from me. And no matter how you try to smear this guy, those girls are the same age as him. Now cram your moral outrage up your ass.

  49. Yeah, smoking grass is illegal in Florida. SO, WHAT? Unjust laws should be ignored, and that’s one of them. If you agree that marijuana should be criminalized, you’re a putz. And you have no proof those girls are underage, so all you’re doing is trying to smear the guy with your usual Nixonian playbook because he doesn’t like the gun babe, and her half assed ideas.

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