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OMG! @Rosie Goes ‘Lesbian Cougar’?

Posted on | February 10, 2015 | 64 Comments

Two days ago we reported “The Tragedy of Lesbian Divorce” — Rosie O’Donnell’s divorce from her second lesbian wife, leaving their daughter without the security of a traditional lesbian family. What we failed to add, however, is that this means Rosie’s now on the hunt for fresh meat:

Speaking at the Athena Film Festival in New York City on Saturday, that 52-year-old comedienne joked that she now feels like a ‘lesbian cougar’ when meeting young pretty fans.
‘I just came from the screening of my new documentary for HBO that I did about having a heart attack,’ she told the crowd.
‘We had the premiere tonight up at Barnard college… I felt like a lesbian cougar. All these gorgeous twentysomething girls! Looking up at me going “I just used to watch you with my Grandma after school,”
‘The documentary was about falling in love with my wife, and adopting a baby. The premiere was today and last night it was announced that we’re no longer living together. That press line was fun tonight!’

Read the whole thing. Of course, it’s not like Rosie needs to convert those Barnard College girls to lesbianism. It’s been decades since any Christian family felt safe sending their daughters to Barnard.

Or Smith. Or Wellesley. Or Bryn Mawr. Or Vassar. Or Mount Holyoke . . .

Elite academia is decadent and depraved. The higher the tuition, the more likely the students are twisted degenerates.




64 Responses to “OMG! @Rosie Goes ‘Lesbian Cougar’?”

  1. Dana
    February 11th, 2015 @ 3:56 pm

    I’ve done some concrete work at Bryn Mawr, and it’s a beautiful, beautiful place, very high-brow and very expensive. It just goes to show you: being smart and educated and wealthy and elite doesn’t mean that you can’t be just astoundingly stupid.

  2. K-Bob
    February 11th, 2015 @ 5:35 pm

    Which started the whole world crying

    Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

  3. Matt_SE
    February 11th, 2015 @ 7:30 pm

    I haven’t had a mid-life crisis, and I’m 43. I guess that means I’m living to at least 86.

  4. Fail Burton
    February 12th, 2015 @ 1:46 am

    I’m surprised you didn’t write something about the multiple car wreck on the feminist freeway called Twitter between O’Donnell and Lauren Chief Elk over Eve Ensler. It was a pack of yowling mental case third wave intersectional racist feminists vs. mental case second wave white colonialist settler feminists. It’s always fun when con artists have only each other to play their con games on. Sociopath vs. Sociopath is something like Alien vs. Predator. You’re rooting for the self-destruct that takes the whole thing out.

  5. kilo6
    February 12th, 2015 @ 9:55 am

    My mother grew up somewhat near Bryn Mawr, evidently it was known as being a revolutionary place decades ago. She said her parents referred to it as “Moscow on the Schuylkill” (the Schuylkill is a nearby river for those unfamiliar with PA geography) and also “if you scratch the grey bricks of Bryn Mawr they’re Red underneath” this was said in the 1950s and 1960s as far as I can tell.

  6. theoldsargesays
    February 12th, 2015 @ 9:42 pm

    Why not, everyone else has.

  7. theoldsargesays
    February 12th, 2015 @ 9:43 pm


  8. theoldsargesays
    February 12th, 2015 @ 9:46 pm

    So then a rhinoceros is the Rosie O’Donnell of unicorns?
    Sounds ’bout right.

  9. theoldsargesays
    February 12th, 2015 @ 10:05 pm

    This is 21st century America. You can do what you choose but beware that if you’re not on the officially sanctioned list of kooks the Justice Dept. may not be there to protect you from the looney bin.
    On the other hand, perhaps if we all start “self-identifying ” as something other than what we are we might jolt the country wake before it’s too late.
    Ah….who am I kidding, it’s too late.

  10. neshobanakni
    February 13th, 2015 @ 2:11 am

    I tried blogging but soon realized it threatened my employment. Now that I’m unemployed, I’m too busy trying to survive to blog. Please continue while the rest of stand in the background and cheer (silently). Huzzah!

  11. neshobanakni
    February 13th, 2015 @ 2:14 am

    So she’s a horrible person who uses her failure as a mother and spouse to promote her career. What a surprise.

  12. neshobanakni
    February 13th, 2015 @ 2:21 am

    I’ll never forget my guides and I lying silently in the bush, our rifles close at hand, watching as she uprooted the foliage and intimidated the other fierce, gigantic slope-headed males.

  13. ubik
    February 16th, 2015 @ 12:45 am

    Allah’s followers are not laughing. May Gays in America find out what happens to those that offend the followers of Allah!

    Good stuff coming up!

  14. ubik
    February 16th, 2015 @ 12:46 am

    That’s so Gay!

    In response to a gay PSA.