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A Brief Primer On Titles Due Her Majesty For You Peasant Scum #Hillary2016

Posted on | April 12, 2015 | 26 Comments

by Smitty

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26 Responses to “A Brief Primer On Titles Due Her Majesty For You Peasant Scum #Hillary2016”

  1. Adobe_Walls
    April 12th, 2015 @ 8:23 pm

    We need something shorter. The ”Won” is already taken, how about the ”Won’t”.

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 12th, 2015 @ 8:25 pm

    I have a few not good for polite society…

  3. Adobe_Walls
    April 12th, 2015 @ 8:40 pm
  4. DeadMessenger
    April 12th, 2015 @ 9:39 pm

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  5. DeadMessenger
    April 12th, 2015 @ 9:40 pm

    Or the “Can’t”.

  6. Zohydro
    April 12th, 2015 @ 9:42 pm

    My curiosity is peaked!

  7. RKae
    April 12th, 2015 @ 9:51 pm

    America’s Lady Macbeth.

  8. K-Bob
    April 12th, 2015 @ 9:53 pm

    Did you see the screwup in her “announcement” letter?

    “She’s fought children and families all her career”

    AhhhhHaHaHaHaHa! (el Sooper has it up at Scoop’s). Add that to her use of twitter to “announce” and you can see her campaign staff is like, totally cookin’ with gas.

    I also like the way she uses “H” as her sign off, and in her stupid symbol at the top of her letterhead. Well here’s something else people have referred to as “H” for years, and if she win’s we’re all gonna need it:

    http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID45663/images/Preparation_H_suppositories.jpg

  9. DeadMessenger
    April 12th, 2015 @ 9:59 pm

    I noticed some sites calling it a typo, but I don’t see any evidence or proof of that. Freudian slip, I’d call it, and the first truthful thing her staff has said about her.

    p.s. Imagine the reaming that guy is still getting, even now. Hahahahahaha!

  10. RKae
    April 12th, 2015 @ 10:04 pm

    I guess she “misspoke” again.

    Were those children and families the ones firing at her airplane in Bosnia?

  11. K-Bob
    April 12th, 2015 @ 10:17 pm

    Oh, you know Hillary. Probably let him off with light scolding. Something like, “Yeah, that was bad, but we’ll get it better next time.”

    Only every other word would be punctuated by profanity that would make a chief of the boat blush.

  12. K-Bob
    April 12th, 2015 @ 10:24 pm

    Yikes. Fox News Latino is going NSFW. Material for someone’s Rule 5 post there. Miss BumBum 2015, the Columbia Cycling team, a naked journalist. As George Takai might have said (if the photos were of men) Ohh my!

  13. DeadMessenger
    April 12th, 2015 @ 10:37 pm

    Yeah? Well my Uncle Vince told me that somebody ought to keep an eye on that guy so he doesn’t turn up missing. Or sent to his new post in Yemen.

  14. M. Thompson
    April 12th, 2015 @ 10:52 pm

    Many have to deal with moving your excrement?

  15. M. Thompson
    April 12th, 2015 @ 11:00 pm

    No, that’s already taken. Mrs. Obama.

    She’s more like Goneril.

  16. K-Bob
    April 12th, 2015 @ 11:02 pm

    Yeah, definitely.

  17. K-Bob
    April 12th, 2015 @ 11:04 pm

    Heh. The “children” were young interns, working with Bill.

  18. Wombat_socho
    April 12th, 2015 @ 11:10 pm

    That’s quite some Lifestyles section, yeah.

  19. Adobe_Walls
    April 12th, 2015 @ 11:45 pm

    ”At this point what difference does it make” aaannd

  20. K-Bob
    April 13th, 2015 @ 12:38 am

    I figured the “reporter strips” story to be the usual fakeout, but it wasn’t. The Columbian Women’s Bicycle team uniforms are curiously NSFW, as well. At least on first looks.

    There’s clearly not enough repression goin’ on South of the Border. Makes you wonder why they still come here.

  21. K-Bob
    April 13th, 2015 @ 2:17 am

    Okay, this is funny. Well, wait, I guess it isn’t. Wait, it’s black humor. Which means it’s racist, but still, yeah, let’s go with that…

    Wow I guess it's just a COINCIDENCE when you take four of Hillary's logos, rotate them sequentially and get THIS?!?! pic.twitter.com/nluXMg8FbT— el Sooper ? (@SooperMexican) April 13, 2015

  22. Quartermaster
    April 13th, 2015 @ 10:27 am

    Rule -10 there.

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  24. Hanzo
    April 13th, 2015 @ 7:14 pm

    That is funny.

  25. Hanzo
    April 13th, 2015 @ 7:17 pm

    Oh crap. Nice Smitty. I like them all but I have narrowed down to “Reverse Carpetbagger of the Senate” and “Artful Dodger of Nonexistent Sniper Fire”.
    I also like AOOWBOTUS (Admirer of Other Women’s Breasts of the United States).

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