Autumn is a 24-year-old cisgender queer Muslim, who posted this:
“Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud
white boys in your vicinity freak you out.”
To which spyderqueen (“mental health stuff, feminist rantings”) added:
“One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.”
That comment got more than 300,000 likes and reblogs in nine months. This is what feminism is really about: The promotion of completely irrational (but politically useful) fear.
My advice to “white boys” is: Always travel in large groups and be aggressively loud, because it makes feminists freak out.
Tumblr feminists be like, "I'm a mentally ill college dropout with a history of self-destructive behavior, so listen to my wise advice."
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 28, 2015
Tumblr feminists be like, "I'm a lesbian with a Gender Studies degree from Mount Holyoke, so let me tell you everything about men."
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 28, 2015
funny, I grew up with more boy friends than girls and felt a hell of a lot more secure with a group of them.
Jesse Jackson disagrees with “Autumn” about who to fear in large groups.
But you grew up before the BUSH IS HITLER era. Eight years of constantly being told by the media that RICH WHITE REPUBLICAN WARMONGERS ARE DESTROYING THE WORLD inflicted irreversible psychological damage on the millennial generation.
cisgender queer Muslim
Dude…wait, what?
But if large groups of aggressively loud feminist lesbians freak you out …
The blind leading the blind.
I was also baffled. Hurts my head to try and comprehend it.
It’s the human version of an M.C. Escher staircase drawing.
How ’bout large groups of aggressively loud Muslims?
LOL!
HAHAHAHA!
I’m half-expecting to find out next that she’s a pro-life feminist who practices witchcraft and opposes gay marriage.
You’ll have to talk to Louis Farrakhan about them. I’ve complained about the loud parties, bow-tied men in black parking all over the street, cisgender queer drunks urinating on my lawn, and deafening prayer calls, but the cops won’t do a thing.
Hands up if you can even point to a large group of aggressively loud white boys in YOUR vicinity. ‘Cause I know you ain’t hangin’ around outside the hockey stadium after the Stanley Cup. Try to make your transparently lying complaints more believable in the future, huh?
Here’s one to start you off:
“Jazz hands up if a Christian mentioning Jesus, or a straight person mentioning Christina Hoff Sommers in your vicinity freaks you out.”
” ALLAH AKBAR ” , the infidels are at the gates, AAAhhhhhh.
Because “Hands up if pretending you ever saw large groups of aggressively loud white boys freaks you out” was not pithy enough.
I’d like to call this a First World Problem but it’s really an Imaginary World Problem.
The most hated phrase in this ideology of hate is “compared to what?” It is a truism one must always watch feet, not lips. Were she found out, Autumn would have her arms broken and probably be raped in any number of Muslim countries. Stipulating in advance the moral decrepitude of Muslim males would probably mean her murder. Gender feminists hate us in direct relation to how much they refuse to leave our vicinity. They hate the white West but refuse to leave it. The idiot segregationist “diversity officer” in the U.K. named Bahar Mustafa would no sooner move to her ethnic homeland of Turkey than she would Mars. The short version is feminists are liars.
My answer is please don’t Orientalsplain, womansplain or culturally appropriate my civilization. Then there’s Pfizer.
And knock before entering.
Thank you.
Male belly dancing was banned in Egypt in the ’50s cuz royal decadence and no homo.
“One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.”
There are plenty of countries in the world not built or run by white men. Pick one and go.
“cisgender queer muslim” so, that’s what, a chick that thinks she’s a chick that digs chicks, and will behead herself if she acts on it?
Oy flipping vey. I hope she’s a racial minority as well, cause that’s just the trifecta, right there…
But, but, but if they had said that they were scared by black males in groups, they’d be horrible raaaaacists!
For men actually convicted of and imprisoned for forcible rape, 52.2% are white, and 43.7% are black. If these women are afraid of large groups of white males, rather than black males, considering that black males are a much smaller percentage of the population, they fear the wrong people.
However, I denounce myself for pointing out such a horribly racist statistic.
Apparently, large groups of aggressively loud black boys don’t freak feminists out.
You know who else was “freaked out” by “large groups of aggressively loud (American) white boys” in their vicinity?
The Nazis, the Taliban, the Imperial Japanese Navy, Saddam Hussein, Santa Anna, ….
Autumn the cis gender queer Muslim should read Camille Paglia article on how Camille likes old school straight men (real men) to the pansy ass creatures at the university she taught at.
There is hope for Autumn (BTW) since she is posting pictures of bull dog puppies (you can’t be all bad if you like bull dog puppies).
Fear of large groups of white males: These people should never interview at Vox or the Atlantic.
Probably the New Yorker too.
These feminist women on tumblr may have a medical condition: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/05/28/women-of-all-ages-more-likely-to-have-serious-mental-health-problems-than-men-report-says/
Large groups of aggressively loud Vermicious Knids are known to scare the crap out of Snozzwangers…
Walk softly and carry a big stick. Unfortunately, the big stick has been closeted in Baltimore and the Middle East. The results are always predictable.
We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.
and don’t let the door spank the cottage cheese on the way out!
Lemuel Smith would be a fantasy date for these women.
Dude they’re running off to Syria and Iraq to be with large groups of aggressive muslim males! Conclusion: there’s nothing wrong with a little rape as long as the right people are doing the raping.
Note to other commentors, I only come here to commit micro aggressions and practice snark.
Dude…you are totally ready for Carnegie Hall…
Pirates of Tripoli, The Confederacy, and King George of course…
…There is a massive Asteroid hurling through space with Earth’s name on it…
And if you were a cisgender queer Muslim actually living in a Muslim country, you wouldn’t have the guts to so identify yourself . . . unless you really wanted to be hanged.
Unless you are a celibate cisgender queer Muslim, then you surely must know exactly what Muhammad claimed Allah revealed to him about what to do with queers, and not be a cisgender queer practicing Muslim.
Statistics are racist… except when they’re not.
You know what is an even more illuminating statistic about rape? (Especially considering the fact that Autumn is probably a person of color)
Compare the number of rapes committed by White men against Black women to the number of rapes by Black men against White women.
If the numbers were reversed it would be a national crisis.
Gaia will save us.
Or alot of rape for that matter, considering how hyper-focused they are on one (nonexistent) rape culture to the exclusion of other (actual) rape cultures.
I wonder what kind of strreet drugs this person took to believe something that out of touch with reality? How much and for how long?
I still have more men friends that women. I offen travel with large groups of white men. The all where black as well. They are all priests.
LOL they aren’t that vioent at Standley Cups games either….uness were are talking about Red Wing fans.
I denouce myself as well cuase I know you are right
Many of us do.
It’s possible you would be hung. They might throw you off a tall building instead.
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I’m just about ready to commit verbal macro aggressions to jargonistic meatheads.