Laci Green Talks Dirty to Girls

 

Laci Green (@GoGreen18) is a large-breasted blonde who is famous for talking dirty to girls on YouTube. She is an atheist who hates all religions because she hates her parents: “I was brought up Mormon, so I was brought up in a household that really shamed and stigmatized sex . . . It just made me feel rotten inside, anything having to do with sexuality.” She claims, “I was 18 or 19 and didn’t know what a clitoris was, and that’s sad, to me.” This is a very interesting claim because while attending Sierra College as a teenager, she was an officer in a student gay-rights group and in 2008, when she was 18, she was part of the campaign against California’s Proposition 8, which prohibited same-sex marriage. A teenage gay-rights activist who don’t know what a clitoris is? Yeah. Right.

Laci Green attended the University of California-Berkeley, where she was a “Female Sexuality program facilitator” and now lives in San Francisco. Among other things, she is an expert on lesbian sex and, coincidentally, she’s a feminist. Did I mention she really likes lesbians a lot? I think I did.

Exactly who you want talking to your teenage daughter, right?

The Rochester Institute of Technology will be hosting a girl who runs a graphic YouTube channel about sex its “featured orientation speaker.”
RIT announced Laci Green is slotted to be the school’s orientation speaker in a Facebook post. . . .
The RIT orientation website confirms Green will be speaking on Aug. 19 on the topic of “Taking Back Rape Culture.”

Oh, “Rape Culture”! In her video explaining why she’s a feminist — besides hating religion and her parents — Laci Green claims her “first boyfriend sexually assaulted” her. Whether that was before or after she found out what a clitoris is, I’m not sure. She identifies as “bisexual” and she really enjoys meeting her teenage fans:

Before and after every presentation, Laci Green can be found off the stage, chatting it up with her viewers. “My goal is to connect with people personally. It’s part of what I’m trying to do with the channel,” Green says.

Laci Green wants to TALK! about SEX! with your DAUGHTER!

 

Uh, not that there’s anything wrong with that . . .





 

103 comments

  1. I loathe this pompous strumpet. She personifies everything that is wrong with the ignorant and mendacious fascists of the left. And she’s clearly too young to be giving useful advice to anyone about anything more important than beauty tips for media whores.

  2. A teenage gay-rights activist who don’t know what a clitoris is? Yeah. Right.

    In her defense, I ate Spam a few times before I knew what it was.

  3. Of course there is something wrong with it! I am so sick of people who think the highest thing that we should all aspire to is the orgasm achieved through any and all means possible. FFS this is a bunch of people who have simply given in to their base animal instincts. If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d suggest that was a much more malevolent entity behind all of this.

  4. Masturbate while Rome burns.

    Laci Green’s mode of thinking is popular with the left because it promotes and idealizes a depressing and meaningless life in pursuit of debauchery, ending with no net contribution to Western Civilization — or better yet, a net negative contribution for future generations of Westerners.

  5. So let me get this straight, a young person, interested in sex never typed the word “clitoris” into a search engine till after she was 19?

    Bullshit on stilts.

    “..The sort of frank discussion she’s engaged in is the first move toward what Green calls “getting out of the shame box.”

    “It’s surprising how quickly you can shed that shame and realize, ’Wow, that was putting a dark cloud over me, and I didn’t even realize how much it was affecting me,’” she said…”

    Way to rationalize deviancy lady. If you educated yourself out of feeling shame then it doesnt make taking on a football team in the locker rooms after the game a less shameful act you know?

  6. Her parents gave her a pron star name, so maybe they should’ve expected it.

    p.s. Apologies in advance to anyone here who might’ve named their daughter Laci. Or Tiffani. Or Kandi. It’s not so much the name, as the spelling.

  7. I’m starting to notice an eerie similarity between Stacy’s blog and People of Walmart. It’s like behind the scenes.

  8. I wholeheartedly agree. I was a sheltered, backwater farmer’s daughter, and I knew what that was, let’s say, much earlier than she purports. And I’m such a hick that I didn’t know what Planned Parenthood was until I was in my mid 20’s.

    So yeah. In addition to her other (copious number of) sins, she’s also a lying liar.

  9. I really like Stacy’s freakshow. Takes my mind off the Charlotte Bunch quotes.

    Of course, I’ve read your blog which is arguably an even bigger freakshow. Not sure what that says about the McCain clan, but y’all are more fun than Weekly World News. HAHAHAHA!

  10. Alas! The same internet which allows our esteemed host — and me — to publish our thoughts without having to go through media gatekeepers also allows people like the lovely Miss Green to have her say in public.

    Thirty years ago, her babble would never have been published; no responsible editor would have decided it was worth printing. But, thirty years ago, only a couple of responsible editors let my babble get published, either, and I’m just fornicating brilliant!

  11. If John Green does nothing he gets lit up as a “creepy” ped. If Laci Green wants to meet your teenage daughter in person she gets a rainbow flag and gold star for something or other.

  12. Oh no, in the case of “Candy/Kandi,” it’s the name too. You name your daughter that, and there’s a 90% chance you know her future line of work.

  13. I can think of nothing more sad, more depressing than the idea of raising children in this country today. If you’re a parent or grandparent, condolences.

  14. Just an observation. Have you noticed that most of the people on the LGBTQ side who deride “rape culture” and have been “raped” usually attributes thier first rape to thier first sexual intercourse with thier first boyfriend? You know back when they were straight and where full of hormonal response to the opposite sex. That they didn’t realize they were “raped” until years afterwards when they had been turned by the LGBTQ crowd into one of the conformists of that crowd. One wonders if this isn’t a cultural issue that has created the “rape culture” where the entertainment industry portrait of sexual intercourse is of either two things: 1. The mind blowing going to cloud 9 being higher than a star sans recreational pharmaceutical. While the reality is that it is a down and dirty biological function that whIle fun is not all that it is portrayed on screen or in books. On the flip side the prawn industry shows how debasing sexual intercourse is at times and how animalistic it is (even the basic missionary style that squares do) and that it isn’t all angels and rainbow beams.
    2. The other popular portrait is of the man as a horn dog and the woman just laying there filing her nails or talking on the phone while occasionally tossing a fake moan or grunt towards her partner.

    So when the first time one does it and it isn’t either one of those extremes (and they are extremes), it is rather a painful and unhappy experience since both sides feel pressure to do so (again society says you are a square if you are still a 50yr old virgin) if they are in love with each other. Which in turn means that to an “educated” person, and I quoted that since some of these folks aren’t dumb and yet they don’t seem smart about what happened the first time, it appears to be rape.

    Oh and lets not talk about the dark underbelly of the so called “love” that first time LGBTQ happens even in teens where the definition of rape (as loosely as the RadFems have defined it) happens more often in the first sexual intercourse. I have read it more than a few times in LGBTQ writing where and it appears more often in the Gay writing of how men “discovered” thier Gay side is via a sexual intercourse that crossed the line into assault. While the first lesbian experience usually leads to all the behavior of an abusive relationship by one or both. Even more so when one of the partners was experimental phase of thier lives and the other was a full on committed to the LGBTQ culture.

    Again just an observation based on reading and seeing these events around me.

  15. The prospect of trying to raise children in the modern West is almost enough to make me become a monk.

  16. On my twitter feed last night, three different couples busted for sex with a child under twelve. A girl working at Panera got the hell beat out of her by an undiscovered NFL lineman. And a woman was found with 3lbs of liquid cocaine in her breast implants. It’s impossible to do anything more than scratch the surface.

  17. OH, guys, like maybe she, like, KNEW what it was and then, like, FORGOT! OMYGERD!

    I suspect Laci (with-a-heart-over-the-i, no doubt) has been referred to as ‘air-for-brains’ with disturbing regularity.

  18. Even in my (future) small hometown newspaper, there was a story about a 21 year old man male recently indicted for sodomy for having “deviate sexual intercourse” with a child under 12, from September of 2011 through December of 2012. (I do not know if the victim was male or female, but I’m guessing male.)

    To quote Leroy Jethro Gibbs, he will not do well in prison, and I am fine with that.

  19. That was my reaction to okra as a dish on its lonesome.
    When I was a kid, I grew it in my garden because my mother liked it, by the only way I could tolerate is was finely sliced in a stew,

  20. I’m pretty sure leftists also believe in God … they just hate him … because he’s in their way of being God themselves.
    Hmmm. Sounds familiar.
    Hmmm. Sounds familiar.

  21. I didn’t know there was such a thing as homosexuals until I was 16 and a lesbian who was hitting on explained the whole thing

  22. If she did those things as a teenager and went to those schools, she wasn’t “brought up Mormon.” So where did that flight of fancy come from? A little mormon instruction when she was a child, or nothing at all?

  23. She may have had some Mormons in the family tree, but it doesn’t sound like her immediate family was observant.

  24. So here is the relevant claims in her public bio from Wikipedia: Green was born in Utah. Her mother is a Mormon from a small American town, and her father is a Mormon convert who came from a Muslim family in Iran. When she was two years old, her family moved to Portland, Oregon. When she was twelve years old, her family moved to California for her father’s job. (blah blah blah leaves faith).

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