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Why Aren’t The Granola Heads Freaking Out About Her Majesty’s Thumb Drive?

Posted on | August 12, 2015 | 6 Comments

by Smitty

After so many tedious decades of hearing the Church of Environmental Guano Snorting go on and on (and on an on) about the environment, global warming, carbon footprint, and other variations on the theme of pettifoggery, I should like to know where these creeps are concerning the email given to the FBI on a thumb drive, emphasis mine:

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s attorney has agreed to provide the FBI with the private server that housed her e-mail during her four years as secretary of state, Clinton’s presidential campaign said Tuesday.
Her attorney also has agreed to give agents a thumb drive containing copies of thousands of e-mails that Clinton had previously turned over to the State Department.
The FBI has been looking into the security of Clinton’s unusual private system, which has emerged as an issue in her campaign amid growing questions from Republicans and some U.S. intelligence officials about whether government secrets might have been put at risk.

Her Majesty had previously turned in the material (presumably) as part of her deforestation effort, as Taranto reported in March:

If you were following the revelations about Hillary Clinton’s private State Department IT operation last week, you probably heard that, as the initial New York Times story put it, “55,000 pages of emails were given to the department” in December after being selected by a private aide to the former secretary. You might have wondered: What does that mean, 55,000 “pages”? Or maybe you just read it, as the crack fact-check team over at PolitiFact did just last night, as 55,000 emails.
It turns out the reference is to literal physical pages. From Friday’s Times: “Finally, in December, dozens of boxes filled with 50,000 pages of printed emails from Mrs. Clinton’s personal account were delivered to the State Department.”

Why does Her Majesty hate Earth First?

This blog calls for an end to the madness, specifically, by having all of the annoying Lefty twits (who’d be all on about this story if a conservative had been so callous toward Gaia) hope in their Priuses, drive to Chappaqua, and #Occupy Her Majesty’s front lawn. It’s the least tedious thing those clowns can do.


6 Responses to “Why Aren’t The Granola Heads Freaking Out About Her Majesty’s Thumb Drive?”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 12th, 2015 @ 6:05 pm

    I have seen the Clintons survive some pretty amazing things, still be careful what we wish for…

  2. Matthew W
    August 13th, 2015 @ 7:28 am

    Trees grow back and lumberjacks need work too.

  3. Gunga
    August 13th, 2015 @ 9:20 am

    That is the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I must steal it and use it copiously. The end scene is priceless. Best…Ecodork…wail…ever…

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 13th, 2015 @ 7:13 pm
  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 13th, 2015 @ 7:13 pm

    It is a classic.

  6. Michael Spangler
    August 13th, 2015 @ 9:41 pm

    The Ents do not need your worship, puny humans!