Lesbian ‘Comedian’ Wants You Guys to Know Women Are ‘Not Incubators’

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“Feminist humor” is one of those terms describing a hypothetical category, like “honest Democrat.” Anyway . . .

Cameron Esposito (born 1981) is an American comedian best known for her stand-up comedy, which often focuses on LGBTQ+ topics and references aspects of her lesbian identity. Originally from Chicago, Esposito now resides in Los Angeles with her fiancee and fellow comedian Rhea Butcher. . . .

Her comedic repertoire consists mainly of repeatedly mentioning that, in case you didn’t get it the first time, she’s a lesbian. It’s as if Jerry Seinfeld had made a career of standing onstage pointing out that he is Jew from New York, rather than actually, y’know, telling jokes. I mean, sure, there are fat comedians who make a lot of fat jokes, and black comedians who make a lot of black jokes, but in general comedy works best when it relates to universal human experience. And speaking of universal human experience, what’s the deal with all these dead babies, huh?

In the midst of the recent Planned Parenthood controversy, Cameron Esposito has some feelings on the matter — some very strong feelings.
The comedian recently took the stage to explain why Planned Parenthood is absolutely vital to everyone, not only women. . . .
“Women deserve access to abortion services. We f**king do because we’re not incubators.” . . .
“If you don’t want to pay for health care for people that live in poverty, then you should help women who live in poverty to not have children that they are not able to provide for,” Esposito says. “That is how you personally will not have to pay that bill.” . . .
“If you are a guy and you are against Planned Parenthood and you sleep with women — I hope to god it is infrequently.”

That’s what you call a “feminist punch line.”

You’re supposed to laughing.

No, really. Dead babies are hilarious. Ask any feminist.

 


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233 comments

  1. ‘Xactly. We appear to be in vigorous agreement.

    Though honestly, at this point I would settle for “sweet-tempered and lacking resentment of men.” Which now that I think of it, is a good approximation of chaste.

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  6. Okay, I get it… If you have a good job and lose it and end up with a bad one, you can kill your 2-year-old. Because pragmatism.

  10. Kinda like “winding up” drunk, isn’t it? We can’t hold people accountable for things like this. Personal accountability, schmersonal accountability.

  16. What’s with lesbian hair cuts with a buzz cut on one side and long locks on the other? Is that supposed to express their dual natures, like an amoeba or Two-Face from Batman? I’m trying to imagine myself making a career as a stand up based on liking women, which would admittedly only be funny to a lesbian audience. I don’t think that works in real life. “Hi, I’m a lesbian, here to build that canal. I have special properties unknown to cis-het engineers.”

  18. Biologically, women are to carry the next generation (with a little over half of the newborn’s genes) to fruition. Call it incubation if you want.
    Do other animals get so bitchy about it? Since when are we special compared to other species?
    How speciesist is this womyn?

    I guess some people are anti science.

  19. I think at some point before birth, the baby is sentient. So yes, it’s not crazy to suggest that killing millions of unborn is similar to genocide.
    I am so glad that a child born into a home without a big screen TV and super high speed cable, stuck with hot dogs and mac &cheese, public schools for 13 years, food stamps and housing assistance is never born. Gee, maybe we should just bomb those areas of America where this applies, by your own standard.
    Will free up a few parking spots when you volunteer at the soup kitchen?

  21. Yes, very poor and before 1980. Poor is better than dead. Hope you don’t lose your money, it is way too important to you.

  22. Only applies to immigrants, if you are born poor here, we apparently should just use you as fertilizer.
    I think Maus is what is known as a troll and we all have wasted time to make us and the world better by responding to someone who meets the definition of psychotic.

  23. Actually people have been boning a lot for almost ever. Sexual purity is a very rare and a damaging standard but oh yeah you want sharia law so you can stone the unchaste. Premarital sex has been incredibly common since there was marriage to begin with. If you actually believe religious drivel don’t the souls of “babies ” go to heaven so isn’t abortion the best thing you can do for them?

  25. Okay now tell me how that’s worse than murder of an innocent baby? Or than what PPH has been caught doing? And those are really happening unlike your little scenario which has never happened.

    You are absolutely insane, btw pregnancy is a function of a woman’s body so the only “force” is coming from her own biology. You know like the way my lungs “force” me to breath. Just admit it you like all “pro choicers” hate women and how their bodies function naturally, you literally despise female fertility and the nature of the female body. You hatred is seething and so consuming that you are blind to it. Lover of death, destruction and lies is what your are.

  26. Yes and people have been raping and murdering forever too. Guess we need to lower those standards as well. Oh wait we already have by legalizing the ultimate act of barbarism parents killing their own children when they are the most vulnerable.

    Be wise and stop justifying actions with desire just because we want to do something doesn’t make it good or morally right.

  27. Nope I’m pro choice which means I support a woman’s right to choose the only woman hater I see here is you.

  28. You base all of your argument off of an invisible sky fairy. Life begins at birth. Try and enjoy life from time to time. Also isn’t abortion a free ticket to heaven according to your sky monster book or interpretation thereof? So isn’t it the best thing you can do ? Otherwise we might grow up to be a pro choice pro marriage equality atheist and then “oh no fire”.

  29. So you’re calling them cúnts? The thing is men on average have more sexual partners than females so maybe your should target your sexists attack elsewhere? Your side never shames men and that’s why it’s sexist.

  31. Not too good at math I suspect, nor statistics.

    Fewer men are sexually active than women. The few men who are have higher N counts, which would indicate that the mean woman has a higher N count than the mean man. Put that in your hole and smoke it.

  34. Listen you misogynistic little shìt just because your looks/personality require abstinence doesn’t mean you have to shame women, and if you do shame women you should Shame men equally . All statistics show more men have sex , and have a higher partner count.

  36. What costs more an abortion or raising a child? Also since public money doesn’t cover abortions I think you’re shown you’re an idiot .

  37. Planned Parenthood receives federal funding. Hence the whole “defund Planned Parenthood” thing.
    Moreover there are the Obamacare mandates that force people to subsidize abortifacents and birth control.
    Twit.

  38. Federal money can’t go to abortion fuckhèad planned parenthood’s money from the Fed can’t go towards abortion although I disagree with it and think it should be able to . There are no abortificants except for stupid religious people who don’t understand and contraception should be covered because more of your money goes to assinstance programs for needy families and education dumbàss.

  39. I can barely read your horribly misspelled screed.

    “There are no abortificants except for stupid religious people who don’t understand and contraception should be covered because more of your money goes to assinstance programs for needy families and education dumbàss.”
    Personal responsibility is cheaper.

  40. There are no misspellings, no abortificant is covered under Obamacare just some idiots believe certain types of contraception are abortificants. Exactly they are being personally responsible by using contraception.

  41. Thing about sluts is that they’re easy. Not much of a secret.

    All statistics are pulled directly out of your @ss. Who are these men having sex with? Rosy Palm and her five sisters? More men are incel, meaning that the women that are having sex are having it with fewer men. Derp..

    What’s more my personality, looks and understanding of female nature make me one of those fewer men. Begging and kowtowing to women makes you an incel.

  42. You’re a misogynist and also a hypocrite. Slut shaming and having an active sex life? You’re also perpetuating a stereotype by being an asshóle just to get laid. Eat shìt you cúnt.

  43. Again with the math. I can have an active sex life with high quality women. (That is with women who have an N count of 1). How does that make me a hypocrite?

    If I’m going to end up paying for the kid shouldn’t I have some reasonable hope that it is mine?

  44. Is it premarital, did she take your virginity? You also claim that you’re using psychology to seduce women? I thought your ilk only supported sex between two married loving heterosexuals. Your a slut shaming piece of shìt. You actually think that most men are incel, which I had to look up, which is only seen in male forums for men to feel bad about themselve and blame women for not having sex with them which for some reason they feel women are obligated to do for some reason, it’s all misogyny and bullshìt. Most men and women have active sex lives because they don’t make each other feel like shìt for living lives they fit. Go fúck yourself which I guess is something you probably don’t aprove of.

  45. Well aren’t you as crazy as a bag of meth dosed Tasmanian devils?

    The argument wasn’t about WHY they were involuntarily celibate just that they are. Find me a women that is involuntarily celibate and I’ll bet she’s ugly enough to make milk go bad by staring at it.

    I think that pathetic men should be celibate. I also think that women should keep their leg’s closed and respect themselves and their future offspring.

  46. In short there should be roughly as many women who are voluntarily celibate as men who are involuntarily so.

    Because they are not voluntarily celibate they open themselves up to “psychological seduction” and chasing after men that they will never be able to secure a commitment from. AKA, stupid skanky sluts who don’t understand human nature or math.

  47. Well glad you are only going after the susceptible you can trick into sex while holding them to standards you don’t hold yourself to. You’re a piece of shît. I hope no one treats your potential offspring the way you treat women.

  48. Funny, it would seem that I have a higher opinion of women than you do. I expect them to exercise agency and chastity. Meanwhile you expect them to be dupes who are susceptible to silly psychological tricks, get drunk and put themselves in compromising situations. You seem to be saying that women need to be protected from themselves. Who is the misogynist again?

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