Rule 5 Sunday: Super Bowl L

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— compiled by Wombat-socho

We’ll have none of your barbaric non-Roman numerals here on our traditionalist website, buddy. This week, our appetizer is courtesy of the Carolina Panthers’ Top Cats, “…representing all regions of the Carolinas.” Indeed. As usual, please exercise discretion when clicking on the links below, many of which are to pics generally considered NSFW. The management is not responsible for any penalties called for lack of discretion in clicking, including loss of downs, loss of possession, clock resets, and/or removal from the game.

See if you can find the 40-year-old in this picture.

Goodstuff leads off this week with that marvelously plush bunny, Kirstie Alley, followed by Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night Bananarama, and Girls with Guns. The Last Tradition checks in with Mileena Hayes and Sessilee Lopez, Animal Magnetism has Rule Five Campaign Speech Friday and the Super-Sized Saturday Blondepocalypse, and First Street Journal chips in with Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder.

EBL’s herd of mutants and merkins begins with Angela Merkel and continues with the legendary Mud Shark, and more Carolina Panthers cheerleaders.

A View from the Beach offers Alyson Michalka, Circuit Court Strikes Down MD Gun Restrictions, Friday Swimming with Manatees, Power Glitch Kills Pennsylvania Carp yea, really, I’ve Seen Flying Fish Before . . ., New Zealand: A Nice Place Except for All the Da*n Vampires, Eat Mo’ Fish!, “Riding Shotgun Down the Avalanche”, No More Eastern Shore Nutria?, It’s Bikini Season in Poland!, To Be Fair, He Has a Point, and Now There’s a Talent!

Soylent Siberia serves up some coffee creamer, Monday Motivationer Distraction, Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hawtness’ Lofty Asspirations, Fursday Sushi, Corset Consternation, Weekender Sabrina, and Bath Night Bingo.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Katie May, his Vintage Babe is Inger Stevens, Sex in Advertising is covered by Mrs. Tom Brady, there’s Women of PETA XLVII, and of course the obligatory NFL cheerleaders. At Dustbury, it’s Lauren Hutton and Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark.

Thanks to everyone for your linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox is midnight on Saturday, February 13.


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21 comments

  15. Duluth once had an NFL franchise called the “Eskimos.” No owls though, superb or otherwise. Nice idea though.

    The Carolina Superb Owls. “Go Owls!! Hoot!!”

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