by Smitty
“It’s just a flesh wound! Come back here & I’ll bite your leg off!”
“Sir, no time for Python. Only by some freak of the geometry that the shockwave left six floors. Obviously no nuke. Maybe a MOAB?”
“Yeah, this means that I can quit working on that stupid budget slide deck!”
“Look: have you got toys in the attic, sir? We need a casualty assessment, comms with HQ, and stand by to carry out emergency destruction procedures.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Destruction? Can’t you see that’s done?”
“OK, Sir. Sit down. Jenkins, see if there’s coffee. I’m assuming command until the CO recovers.”
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via Darleen