Democratic Voters in Florida
Posted on | June 13, 2020 | 3 Comments
Basically, it was a Joe Biden rally in Tampa:
The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office is hoping you can help them identify hundreds of looters who broke into a Walmart store and [stole] more than $100,000 worth in merchandise.
According to HCSO, it was just after 9 p.m. on Saturday, May 30 when a crowd gathered in front of the Walmart Supercenter on East Fletcher Avenue.
The store was closed due to the police brutality protests occurring outside the University Mall, but people wielding blunt objects like hammers broke the glass entrance doors and stormed into the store.
Footage released by the sheriff’s office shows wave after wave of looters streaming through the front door — past the social-distancing reminders — and ransacking the store’s electronics section, hauling away computers, TVs, and more.
After reviewing the video, detectives believe somewhere around 200 people participated. An estimated $116,000 in merchandise and damages was reported.
The way to solve this case is by a process of elimination:. Assign deputies to go through the vote registration lists, subtract all the Republicans from the list and, somewhere among the names of the registered Democrats, you’ll find your 200 looters. Not that I would ever engage in any kind of profiling, you understand, but one look at that video, and I immediately recognized those people as Joe Biden voters. Go get ’em.
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