Guess Who Noticed a Certain Autistic Swedish Teenager Is Getting Kind of Fat?
Posted on | May 22, 2021 | Comments Off on Guess Who Noticed a Certain Autistic Swedish Teenager Is Getting Kind of Fat?
Normally, I don’t quote Chinese Communist Party propaganda here — that’s what CNN is for — but it seems that some comrades in Beijing noticed that Greta Thunberg has put on a few pounds lately:
Greta Thunberg has called out Chinese state media for “fat-shaming” her in a scathing article that questioned her vegetarianism, the Independent reported.
The article published last week by the China Daily, a newspaper owned by the propaganda department of the ruling Chinese Communist Party, implied that the 18-year-old climate activist was lying about her meat-free diet.
“Although she claims to be vegetarian, judging from the results of her growth, her carbon emissions are actually not low,” wrote the China Daily journalist Tang Ge.
Thunberg, who is a vegan, responded to the article on Twitter on Friday. She described how being “fat-shamed” by a wing of the Chinese government was a “pretty weird” experience.
“Being fat-shamed by Chinese state-owned media is a pretty weird experience even by my standards,” Thunberg wrote. “But it’s definitely going on my resume.”
The climate activist has been heavily critiqued by the China Daily since posting a tweet on May 7 calling on China to do more to help address the climate crisis, Vice News reported.
CCP propagandists might not understand that Greta’s incipient obesity is a feminist protest against white supremacist heteropatriarchal beauty standards. No self-respecting young SJW wants to be considered attractive by men, because feminism is opposed to heterosexuality as a matter of principle. Therefore, deliberate ugliness is progressive.
Andrea Dworkin is the ultimate feminist role model in this regard — eat all the food, so there’s no food left for men to eat.
Will feminist obesity influence “climate change”? Probably not, primarily because “climate change” is fiction, but even if manmade carbon omissions did affect global temperatures, the excess food intake of feminists would be offset by (a) the decline in birth rates caused by the fact that obese lesbians seldom have children, and (b) the decreased life expectancy due to diabetes, cardio-pulmonary disease, etc.
CCP propagandists aren’t actually worried about “climate change,” of course, because the whole “climate change” scare is actually a CCP propaganda campaign to persuade Western democracies that they should destroy their industrial capacity for the sake of “saving the planet.” China’s still building coal-powered electricity plants, while encouraging America to shut down our own coal plants and build wind farms instead.
Greta Thunberg doesn’t understand this. She’s just an autistic teenager parroting whatever slogans she finds on the Internet. The good news is that the chances of her reproducing are near-zero, mainly because like most autistic teenagers, she lacks the emotional capacity to form successful romantic relationships, but also because she’s a feminist protesting against heteropatriarchal “beauty standards,” which means no man is ever likely to have sex with her. Unless she’s willing to buy donor sperm from a fertility clinic, she’s on her way to a Darwinian extinction event, and being fat will only get her there sooner. Bon voyage!