Rule 5 Sunday: Penelope Cruz

— compiled by Wombat-socho

It seemed appropriate after the Amber Turd trial to pick one of Johnny Depp’s leading ladies from the film series he is most famous for, and that would be Penelope Cruz from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Here we see her in a poster advertising On Stranger Tides, which is very loosely based on the Tim Powers novel of the same name. The book is on sale for $1.99 in its Kindle edition, and like pretty much everything Powers has written ever, it is well worth your time and money. Hurry up and grab it before Bezos’ minions realize their mistake!
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Arrr, a toothsome pirate wench she be!

NINETY MILES FROM TYRANNY: Hot Pick of the Late Night, The Ninety Miles Mystery Box Episode #1736, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns. 

ANIMAL MAGNETISM: Rule Five Capitalism Friday, and the Saturday Gingermageddon. 

EBL: MAGA Malarkey – Monkeypox & Biden/Harris, Happy Jubilee!, Creepy Porn Lawyer/Democrat Gets Four Years, Who Killed Fawn Leibowitz?, Julie London, Let’s Go Fishing!, Queen Maeve, and National Hamburger Day.

A VIEW FROM THE BEACH: Lauryn Bocook, Politics and Donuts, Fish Pic Friday – Raissa the Saltii Mermaid, Thursday DIY Politics Post, Some Thursday Tanlines, Biden Does the Limbo, or, How Low Can He Go?, The Wednesday Wetness, Tuesday Tattoos, The Monday Morning Stimulus, Destroying the Forest to Save the Planet? and Palm Sunday

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