The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March

Posted on | April 30, 2012 | 77 Comments

OK, I’m lying. There weren’t really a million of them:

On Saturday, a coalition of women’s rights, feminist, labor, progressive and pro-choice groups organized marches in over 50 cities nationwide to protest in favor of President Obama’s health care agenda and against any restriction on abortion rights.
Photojournalist Ringo of Ringo’s Pictures attended the Los Angeles rally . . .

A couple of the more gruesome samples:

These ladies, representing the Party of Socialism and Liberation, seem to believe that their right to abortion is being threatened. Of course, this “right” is merely hypothetical so far as these women are concerned. There isn’t enough Viagra and Cialis on the planet to enable any man to do the deed necessary to impregnate such hideous creatures.

Really? I mean, really? Here’s a hint, sugar: If your political philosophy can be boiled down to “make me a sandwich,” you’re probably not going to be able to parlay that into a governing majority.

Also, you obviously don’t need any more sandwiches.

Category: Abortion, Feminism

Comments

77 Responses to “The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March”

JeffS
April 30th, 2012 @ 5:27 pm

That’s supposed to be “Make me a sammich, dammit!”

Stupid feminists can NEVER get it right….
JeffS
April 30th, 2012 @ 5:29 pm

There isn’t enough Viagra and Cialis on the planet to enable any man to
do the deed necessary to impregnate such hideous creatures.

The feminists can deal with that by using a a Glock, a turkey baster, and, ummmmmmm, massage.

IYKWIMAITTYD.
JeffWeimer
April 30th, 2012 @ 5:34 pm

Sorta: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34
Quartermaster
April 30th, 2012 @ 5:34 pm

The poor guy would have to be immobilized and beyond intoxicated to get anywhere near that point. If they didn’t tie him down, he’d instantly be sober and run screaming in terror.
Adjoran
April 30th, 2012 @ 5:50 pm

Laura Petrie in Capri pants – how did Rob ever snare her?
billinlv
April 30th, 2012 @ 5:50 pm

And the curlers along the front of her hair add a certain air of nostalgia, n’est-ce pas (as John Kerry and John Edwards,when feeling randy-heh, heh-would say)?
JeffS
April 30th, 2012 @ 6:07 pm

True. So add in a quart of Everclear, flavoring optional, and several rolls of duct tape.
Pathfinder's wife
April 30th, 2012 @ 7:09 pm

Jeff — ah, you are probably right.
Pathfinder's wife
April 30th, 2012 @ 7:11 pm

Dude, one of my favorite cousins is a lesbian, and she would go straight before she went near that.
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jwallin
April 30th, 2012 @ 8:17 pm

Well, you’d think it would take a lot to get it up for some of these hippos but sadly, my experience here in farm country leads me to believe that that’s not the case.

We men know that a guy will stick it to any empty hole, warm, wet or not. I’ve seen too many guys who I thought could do better with some size 16 with a face like a pumpkin with worse teeth. Yet they seem happy. Maybe it’s something in the water or air but i’ve been seeing it a lot over the last 15 years.

Women have gotten fatter, uglier, screechier and more demanding whilst doing less in return (as far as I know).

I can’t listen to tv because all the women have this screechy, whiny tone of voice that’s like listening to a bad piece of chalk on a slate board. Or nails.

They say there’s someone for everyone but I think some are lowering their standards as they don’t have a choice.

If all the apples are rotten and that’s all you got, then you learn to make applesauce.
Nospam
April 30th, 2012 @ 9:16 pm

Y’all are missing the point: after looking at these fine specimens of… well, maybe humanity… does ANYONE here think it’s a good idea if they breed?
29Victor
May 1st, 2012 @ 12:07 am

MOAR SAMMACH!

BMW man! I’ve found cure. And it’s hungry!
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Randall Current
May 1st, 2012 @ 7:20 am

How’s about a knuckle sandwich?

Just kidding. She may sit on me.

Seriously though, I’ll have a BLT.
Bob Belvedere
May 1st, 2012 @ 7:49 am

I suppose a nostalgia for early John Waters’s films, like Female Trouble.
Bob Belvedere
May 1st, 2012 @ 7:51 am

She doesn’t even qualify for the Mickey Gilley Closing Time rule.
SusannaK
May 1st, 2012 @ 9:06 am

Really? Really??? You couldn’t come up with a better angle than that? Have some more coffee, Rob.
Quartermaster
May 1st, 2012 @ 9:33 am

You can’t drink that much beer.
Quartermaster
May 1st, 2012 @ 9:35 am

Might take more than duct tape.
Quartermaster
May 1st, 2012 @ 12:14 pm

It’ll take something more than Coffee I’m afraid.
Mark Goluskin
May 1st, 2012 @ 4:49 pm

True that!
Ahmet
May 1st, 2012 @ 7:14 pm

alyans
Bill
May 2nd, 2012 @ 10:44 am

Oh Smitty – your que ball reflecting sunlight nearly blinded me to the fact that you’re running a blog on hate…but thankfully these women walked past and you tripped over yourself trying to chase after and harass them. More than ever, I see what this site is all about – beating up on people.

Tolerance, respect, equality…ever heard of it?? Do you know that AZ wanted to fire women for using birth control? Doctors can lie to pregnant women in multiple states about the health of her fetus…and parents cannot sue over it. Equal Pay is on the chopping block in Wisconsin. Texas is raping women with ultrasound wands if they want an abortion. Viagra is covered by insurance in all 50 states – but birth control, serving a medical need, is not.

And all you critics can say is that you don’t like women you don’t find attractive?! Grow the hell up.
Genecollie
May 2nd, 2012 @ 6:22 pm

The woman you are making fun in my daughter in law. She is protesting partly became she had cancer and no insurance. Planned Parenthood saved her life and because of them she will be able to give birth to my grandchildren. Things are not black and white.
Lucy
May 3rd, 2012 @ 8:26 pm

Someone should have told them it’s not possible to get pregnant from dildos. Those cows are so ugly and stupid it’s enough to make me go straight.

I also call BS on the “that’s my daughter in law and she just had cancer and no insurance and will have my grandkids someday!” Denial isn’t a river in Egypt, bubsy. Just because you got played doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t see through the BS cloud.
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