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Reality TV Star Dies Surreal Death

Posted on | August 18, 2012 | 14 Comments

Joey Kovar became a “star” (as stardom is measured nowadays) on the 2008 season of MTV’s Real World and subsequently appeared in the 2010 season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Kovar died Friday at age 29 after ingesting cocaine, alcohol and Viagra, according to TMZ.

Viagra? What kind of 29-year-old needs Viagra? Perhaps the kind of 29-year-old who becomes famous for being famous, without ever demonstrating any actual ability or talent.

Category: Celebrities

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14 Responses to “Reality TV Star Dies Surreal Death”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 18th, 2012 @ 5:17 pm

    I did not even know who he was.

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 18th, 2012 @ 5:19 pm

    Oh and I deny ever having sex with Harry Reid! That was some other cow!

  3. Mike G.
    August 18th, 2012 @ 5:20 pm

    Everybody’s changing their format. What’s up with that?

  4. Bob Belvedere
    August 18th, 2012 @ 5:23 pm

    While coke dialates the blood vessels, alcohol constricts ’em. After heavy use of both, the vessels resist responding, thus the need for Viagra – but these dummies forget that it was originally used to treat heart disease.

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 18th, 2012 @ 5:32 pm

    I hope you are speaking from education and not experience Bob.

  6. ThomasD
    August 18th, 2012 @ 6:21 pm

    Well, he iddn’t really need the cocaine either…

  7. ThomasD
    August 18th, 2012 @ 6:22 pm

    didn’t.

    I’m not really sure what iddn’t means.

  8. Bob Belvedere
    August 18th, 2012 @ 6:23 pm

    I’m speaking as a doctor, Evi.

    Yours…Dr. Clyde ‘Fingers’ Proctor OB-SCT [Scatologist],
    Chief of Vaginology,
    The Lord Fatheringay Von Whoopsie Memorial Hospital and Tiki Bar
    [on my lunch hours and weekends, I practice as Dr. Robert Oswald Belvedere, OB-GYN]

  9. Bob Belvedere
    August 18th, 2012 @ 6:24 pm

    Some people stutter when they speak, others when they type.

  10. Bob Belvedere
    August 18th, 2012 @ 6:25 pm

    It’s a treatable condition: take two blondes and call me in the morning.

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  12. Brendon Carr
    August 19th, 2012 @ 4:59 am

    If one’s been around at all, he would have heard of both “coke dick” and “whiskey dick”. Coke-and-whiskey dick must be especially disappointing, if one is 29 and having a hell of a party. The Viagra would seem essential.

  13. Rich Vail
    August 19th, 2012 @ 9:54 am

    Idiots are everywherre it seems…and “(un)reality tv” abounds with them…just look at the morons on Jersey Shore…

  14. K-Bob
    August 20th, 2012 @ 2:55 am

    Some are born formatted, some achieve formatted-ness and some have formatted-ness thrust upon them.