by Smitty
Now, for a quick glance at carbohydrates at Wikipedia, with the Hispanic carb- lost (Car’los’), the remaining Irish O’Hydrate piece of, for example, lactose C12H22O11, is all wet (H20).
Why is everyone intolerant of my lactose joke? Is there anything I can do to sweeten it?
via Volokh

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I just udderly can’t wrap my brain around your lactose joke for some reason. Could it be because I’m intolerant?
Augh. What’s with that? You been watching too much Dennis Miller, brainiac.
Domino sugar is not like ordinary sugar, refined from the juice of the sugar cane plant. No, Domino sugar is crystallized unicorn urine.
Better watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide as well; I hear it’s especially dangerous.
Spam. I don’t even need to click the link — any comment pointing to a Goo.gl link is spam.
It can be used with gluten-free whole wheat flour.
In related news…..this is a not very shocking development, but it adds to the charge that the current policies of the Obama Administration are very weak.
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Still poisonous, no matter whether it comes form corn, cane, sugar beets or unicorn whiz.
It’s dead, Jim.