Eighteen Severed Human Heads Stopped En Route to Chicago ‘Research Facility’

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Somewhere in Illinois, a “research facility” is being operated by zombies, cannibals or, perhaps, a mad scientist from Transylvania:

The 18 human head specimens that arrived at O’Hare International Airport from Rome just before Christmas were on their way to a research facility in the Chicago suburbs — a facility that is “under investigation,” a source told the Chicago Sun-Times Tuesday morning.
Officials initially said a paperwork problem prevented the shipment from being delivered to its final destination, but the Sun-Times has learned that the hold-up is connected to an ongoing investigation at the suburban facility in question. The investigation is “absolutely not” connected to the shipment of the heads, the source said.
The heads were shipped from Rome as cargo on a Lufthansa Airlines flight, arriving at O’Hare about one week before Christmas.
“They were properly preserved and tagged as human specimens,” said Tony Brucci, chief investigator for the medical examiner’s office.
Brucci said U.S. Customs officials at O’Hare initially held up the shipment, when they found the paperwork to be “a little confusing.”
Brian Bell, a spokesman with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said earlier Tuesday that the specimens appear to be legitimate medical samples.

Why won’t the newspaper name the facility “under investigation”? Why do I suspect the “facility” is a castle with a laboratory in the cellar?

 

(Via Gawker; hat-tip to David Freddoso on Twitter.)

 

42 comments

  2. Well, that shipment does lead to questions about MAD SCIENCE! going on at that lab.

    Shades of Aperture Labratories from the game “Portal” and its sequels.

  3. “Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a six-foot-eight, three-hundred pound monster? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME?”

  11. Haven’t they had a problem with cubes of human flesh in the sewers? Or was that a different commiecrat hell hole?

  24. […] Via The Other McCain Somewhere in Illinois, a “research facility” is being operated by zombies, cannibals or, perhaps, a mad scientist from Transylvania: The 18 human head specimens that arrived at O’Hare International Airport from Rome just before Christmas were on their way to a research facility in the Chicago suburbs — a facility that is “under investigation,” a source told the Chicago Sun-Times Tuesday morning. Officials initially said a paperwork problem prevented the shipment from being delivered to its final destination, but the Sun-Times has learned that the hold-up is connected to an ongoing investigation at the suburban facility in question. The investigation is “absolutely not” connected to the shipment of the heads, the source said. The heads were shipped from Rome as cargo on a Lufthansa Airlines flight, arriving at O’Hare about one week before Christmas. “They were properly preserved and tagged as human specimens,” said Tony Brucci, chief investigator for the medical examiner’s office. Brucci said U.S. Customs officials at O’Hare initially held up the shipment, when they found the paperwork to be “a little confusing.” Brian Bell, a spokesman with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said earlier Tuesday that the specimens appear to be legitimate medical samples. […]

  26. Maybe they were being sent to that ghoul Lisa Jackson, of Obama’s EPA, who conducted nazi style human experiments on living people without informing them of the dangers of sitting in a GAS CHAMBER and sucking on a pipe filled with concentrated diesel fumes. She is one sick freak, you know.

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