Confession: I Want A Cruz Administration As Much For Prosperity As For Relentless Waves Of Butthurt From M.B. Dougherty
by Smitty The anticipatory agony from Michael B. Dougherty is schadenfreude-licious: Cruz also exhorted his audience to “imagine” many things, an America that is “finally becoming energy self-sufficient,” “booming economic growth,” “young people coming out of school with four, five, six job offers,” and the eradication of the IRS. He implored us to imagine a […]
Her Royal Majesty Shall Increase Your Chocolate Ration To 20oz From 30oz Per Week #HillaryCampaignSlogans
by Smitty [View the story “Hillary Camp Pain Slogans” on Storify]
Why I’m Not A Campaign Manager
by Smitty I’m a huge Ted Cruz fan. I like the fact that he is willing to admit that the ethanol mandate is bogus and needs to go. I’d love to see him do this, but it would probably be a Bad Move: He won't do it, but if Cruz walked on dressed as Jake […]
Question To #OccupyResoluteDesk Next Time His Piehole’s Open Near A Reporter
by Smitty The no-talent rodeo clown hath spoken: Netanyahu’s comments ‘erode the name of democracy’. OK, it’s not clear what that means. It’s still ‘democracy’, and not ’emocracy’ or ‘democrac’. Because if we’re going to hammer Bibi for saying something stupid, e.g.: Following Netanyahu’s pre-election statement that there would be no Palestinian state if he […]
Fernando To Her Majesty: “Dahling, You Look Mahvelous”
by Smitty Apparently, somebody missed the local Thronesniffers Anonymous meeting: Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic Party’s nominee, and she will win the 2016 election. When you analyze the objective conditions of the Republican Party today and most likely over the next two years and compare them to Clinton’s strengths, it’s hard not to make […]
Band Idea: The Alpha Epsilon Stigma
by Smitty Let’s just add our voices to the ‘duh’ chorus for Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Hopefully the rank stupidity of a song invoking the Bigger Digger Trigger will lead to a general purging of all such moronic material from two centuries ago. We want to flatter ourselves that these United States got past this trash; […]
Oh No: Rachel Marie Stone Caught At Christianity Today Wielding An Airbrush
by Smitty Why is Christianity Today Defending Racist Abortion Activist Margaret Sanger? http://t.co/lvX5cwjolx pic.twitter.com/3TDJ4qxcPF — Steven Ertelt (@StevenErtelt) March 14, 2015 “I do not mean to excuse Sanger for holding these views, but I do want to give the charge of ‘eugenicist’ a more complete background,” writes Stone as she chooses to give a selective […]
The Origin Of Her Majesty’s Horse Pucky
by Smitty Trojan Horse made with keyboard keys by Babis Pangiotidis #ModernArt #AncientGreece #Odysseus #Iliad #Homer #Troy pic.twitter.com/c9ybTqG9yv — Zito E (@Zito__77) March 13, 2015 @Zito__77 Babis's Trojan Horse, Filled Hillary's server, of course. Road apples rolling therefrom. Explain her presser so dumb. @0ryuge — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) March 13, 2015 Jokes aside: The Four Best Reasons To Defeat Hillary And Send […]
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