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Her Royal Majesty Shall Increase Your Chocolate Ration To 20oz From 30oz Per Week #HillaryCampaignSlogans

Posted on | March 23, 2015 | 25 Comments

by Smitty


25 Responses to “Her Royal Majesty Shall Increase Your Chocolate Ration To 20oz From 30oz Per Week #HillaryCampaignSlogans”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 23rd, 2015 @ 9:13 pm

    Hillary’s Village is dystopian.

  2. M. Thompson
    March 23rd, 2015 @ 9:28 pm

    Good ones.

  3. BruceC
    March 23rd, 2015 @ 9:46 pm

    “Foster Care..”; I see what you did there.

  4. Adobe_Walls
    March 23rd, 2015 @ 9:56 pm

    Is there time for one more round?

  5. smitty
    March 23rd, 2015 @ 10:15 pm

    That new embalming fluid bumps her up to 3/5 alive!

  6. McGehee
    March 23rd, 2015 @ 11:13 pm

    “We wants it, my precious!”

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 24th, 2015 @ 12:41 am

    Wait…did you say they’ll be chocolate?

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 24th, 2015 @ 12:51 am

    Hillary says: They all float

  9. DeadMessenger
    March 24th, 2015 @ 1:37 am

    Looks like something Monty Python would do. =)

  10. Daniel Freeman
    March 24th, 2015 @ 1:43 am

    On a more serious note, primary season — which has already started — is bound to divide us. I had the idea that instead of trying to fight it, we could embrace it. Make a game out of it, that we restrict to the playing field of the political threads. One where we take our passion and put it into a creative non-insult, so that the rest of the comment can be reasoned. Something like this:

    Smitty, you moldy old lawn chair, Cruz isn’t a viable candidate because of his smug-looking face.

    Daniel, you dirty old catalytic converter, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Also, he is right on policy and a leader on bucking the squishy RINO establishment.

    What do you think? Am I crazy? On to something? Third option?

  11. Daniel Freeman
    March 24th, 2015 @ 2:13 am

    Float on!

  12. Adobe_Walls
    March 24th, 2015 @ 2:57 am

    You know, almost all of us will agree with Smitty.

  13. Daniel Freeman
    March 24th, 2015 @ 3:30 am

    Sure, he’s a smart guy. And, I don’t say provocative things expecting agreement; that would be silly.

    At the same time, I only say what I mean, and I chafe under the notion that I’m going to have to toe some sub-sub-party line to get along here for the NEXT EFFING YEAR.

    In another thread, we’ve already had another commenter called a troll for expressing a calm, reasoned dissent. I’m not even going to always meet that standard, so what does that make me?

    I’m looking into the future, not liking what I see, and trying to get ahead of it.

  14. Mike G.
    March 24th, 2015 @ 4:21 am

    Aww hell…you throws the dice and takes yer chances like the rest of us, eh.

  15. smitty
    March 24th, 2015 @ 4:34 am

    Maybe I can flip your point around and say that we take the principles upon which the country is founded SERIOUSLY,
    but the candidates and ourselves: not so much.

  16. Zohydro
    March 24th, 2015 @ 5:06 am

    Cruz hasn’t, I far as I can tell, gone all squishy on the issues of gay marriage and abortion as Walker seems to have done…

  17. Quartermaster
    March 24th, 2015 @ 5:54 am

    There are rumors her campaign is buying Russel Stover so she can have a god supply so she can buy the Womyn vote.

  18. Adobe_Walls
    March 24th, 2015 @ 6:16 am

    You do know that there are only three people here you actually have to worry about pissing off right? All three of them are rather forbearing. As for someone calling you a troll, I’m sure a bright young guy like yourself can find a gif. of someone flying the one finger peace sign.

  19. Squid Hunt
    March 24th, 2015 @ 12:43 pm

    I keep scratch marks on my desk for every time I’m accused of being 1) a liberal 2) a tea bagger 3) a troll.

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  21. K-Bob
    March 24th, 2015 @ 3:32 pm

    It’s been kind of fun watching the squishier Republicans tie themselves into knots trying to portray anything Cruz has said as being radical or somehow not what they want.

    It’s kind of like they won a shiny new Gulfstream G650 and are going through the pretense that the tires aren’t the really good ones and the paint job is not exciting.

  22. Proof
    March 24th, 2015 @ 3:40 pm

    Hillary’s village is Potemkin.

  23. PCachu
    March 24th, 2015 @ 5:56 pm

    Only if the main requirement for participating in the debate is to roll up your own set of wacktastic insults. If more people called each other moldy lawn chairs and catalytic converters, the world would be a far better place.

  24. DavidD
    March 24th, 2015 @ 5:59 pm

    Camp Pain. What a perfect name for the adult summer camps Hitlery was championing last week. Gee, where does one go to register?

  25. CGoodMT
    March 24th, 2015 @ 8:24 pm

    Smitty, I can’t remember the last time I saw someone put that many references together that poetically with as few words. I am in awe.