An Obama Lexicon

For those who are not yet fluent in Obama-ese:

  • compromise – (1) verb – [when applied to Republicans] to surrender; (2) verb – [when applied to Democrats] to pretend to negotiate
  • lead – verb – to provide a plan
  • plan – (1) noun – teleprompted platitudes unencumbered by specific goals or means of execution; (2) noun – specific goals and means of execution developed by Republicans and rejected by Democrats
  • tax – noun – job creating mechanism …
  • job – noun – an activity intended to produce tax revenue
  • millionaire – noun – citizen with a non-union private sector job …
  • hate – verb – disagree …

Russ Emerson’s Obama vocabulary list also helps you understand many otherwise confusing idioms:

  • let – verb – watch
  • clear – adjective – equivocal

Thus, “let me be clear“ means “watch me be equivocal.”

Bogus ‘Facts’? Twisted Logic? Raw Hate? Of Course: It’s Democratic Underground!

Next time somebody tries to tell you that the Right is a collection of crazy wingnuts, tell ’em to check out the DUmmies:

Compared to the poltroons at DU, the Huffington Post* is a regular collection of rocket scientists.
Even the assemblage of cretins at the Daily Kos has been heard to advise the DU, “hey, guys, you might want to dial the crazy back just a bit.”

Russ Emerson systematically dismantles a DU “argument.” It seems almost a waste of Russ’s brilliance to bother fisking such idiocy. A nasty job, but somebody had to do it.