The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Big Mistake: They Never Hit My Tip Jar

Karma catches up with two Texas Republican bigwigs: Sam and Charles Wyly, Dallas billionaire investors known for their support of conservative candidates and causes, made $550 million in undisclosed profits through 13 years of insider trading, according to a Securities and Exchange Commission lawsuit filed Thursday. . . . Using this offshore system, the Wylys […]

White Hipster Beaten by Black Teen: ‘Shouldn’t Be Listening to Rap Music’

Cultural criticism in Broward County, Florida: Declaring that white people “shouldn’t be listening to rap music,” a 14-year-old Florida boy allegedly assaulted a man Monday night in what police say was a racially-motivated attack. The teenager was arrested after he allegedly struck the 22-year-old victim, who is white, in the face. According to a Palm […]

Surprise: Police Say ‘Walt Whitman Devotee’ Molested Teenage Boy Students

 Wow, who could have ever suspected he was into twinks? Kevin Ricks was a gregarious, well-traveled English teacher at Osbourn High School, a Walt Whitman devotee who was so popular that a photo of him in class was chosen to fill the opening page of the yearbook. A writer and photographer himself, Ricks would walk […]

Rick Pitino Discovers the Unsurprising Hazards of Screwing Crazy Women

When you’re a famous basketball coach hired for a new job, perhaps the orientation process should require that you watch a video called, “Crazy Women and Your Penis: A Bad Combination.” It is fair to stipulate that any woman who offers sexual favors to a man she just met is crazy. And when she starts doing you under the table […]

Lindsay Lohan Begins Serving Life Without Parole Two Weeks in Jail

She’s not a victim: With a thick glass partition separating them, Lindsay Lohan received her first visitor in jail – her attorney. “Understandably, Lindsay’s having a difficult time adjusting as it would be for anyone,” Shawn Chapman Holley told PEOPLE after the brief visit with her client Tuesday. “She’s trying to make the necessary adjustments […]

The Case of the Fake Kosher Sausage

Impersonating a Jew for carnal purposes: A Palestinian man has been convicted of rape after having consensual sex with a woman who had believed him to be a fellow Jew. Sabbar Kashur, 30, was sentenced to 18 months in prison on Monday after the court ruled that he was guilty of rape by deception. According […]

Illegal Immigrants Rape 14-Year-Old Girl

Via Pat Dollard: Send me your tired, your poor, your huddled criminal masses yearning to rape underage girls on the Fourth of July: A pair of illegal immigrants raped a 14-year-old Texas girl at July 4th party in Texas, where the teen was later found sitting naked in a bathtub, police said. The victim told police that […]

Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman Implicated in Money-Smuggling Ring

Never miss an opportunity to use “Sexy Russian Spy” in a headline: The glamorous redhead who confessed in an American court to being a Russian spy faces claims that she was involved in a money-smuggling operation while she lived in England. Anna Chapman, 28, is said to have been behind black-market deals worth millions of […]

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