Who Knew @BarackObama Was A Fan Of @Vadum’s Old Band, Focus?
by Smitty If only the United Nations were half as good as Matt Vadum’s old band Focus. Check out Matthew’s yodeling while occupying the ivories in this classic performance: If the U.N. actually rocked like that, Barack-man wouldn’t have to put up a red line. And he certainly wouldn’t call the efforts of the world’s […]
The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line”
by Smitty Baraaaaack, man. You don't have to put up a red line. You have Bo & Sunny. MSM will shield you from the Right @smitty_one_each #roxanne — Chip (@cyamas) September 4, 2013 Let’s just unpack that: Baraaaaack, man You don’t have to put up the red line The election’s over You don’t have to sell […]
Funniest Thing on the Internet Today
HEH! @WilliamShatner RT @SpudIslander35 @MileyCyrus Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus performance: http://t.co/SfHrNsbAaW — Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) September 2, 2013
Yo! Rodeo Clown!
by Smitty Keep in mind that ol’ Rutherford B. was the initial occupant of the Resolute Desk.
World’s Youngest Blogger Demos Mollusc Missile System; DoD Contract To Follow?
by Smitty By way of explanation, we went to Mason Neck State Park today, and he waded out into Belmont Bay and threw a snail.
Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy
by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty The seemingly bizarre story about the President of the United States going to the Missouri State Fair — surely crawling with patriots, and people who “built that”, and thus the about last place that #OccupyResoluteDesk might seek to buy votes — has a clear explanation: Obama was running low, and […]
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Twitter Hash Butt
by Smitty UPDATE: Oh, and this is why => John McCain Says He Might Support Hillary over Rand Paul in Possible 2016 Race …Ambassador Stevens Unavailable For Comment Ol’ Senator Decades-past-sell-by-date sure is feeling the love on Twitter tonight: #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Jane Fonda's chauffeur — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013 #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mayor of Detroit — […]
Oh, That Saucy Drudge
by Smitty Obama raises his hand for a point of order on the Snowden issue. Putin, holding a dead fish, looks down. Tee hee hee. Stop mocking my President, Vlad! Stop, or I shall say “stop” again.
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