The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line”

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by Smitty

Let’s just unpack that:

Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put up the red line
The election’s over
You don’t have to sell malarky left & right

Baraaaaack, man
No Lewinsky dress tonight
Trolling Senate for supporters
Careless if facts are wrong or if they’re right

Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put on the sarin fight
Baraaaaack, man
People are not raaaaacist for being white

Pack saaaaand (Rub out the red line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the Commie line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the fascist line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the Alinsky line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the Detroit line)
Ro

Never trust you since I knew you
I always talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel:
We could replace you with any random boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your TOTUS
Told you once I won’t tell you again
It’s a bad way

Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put on the sarin fight
Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put on the sarin fight

Pack saaaaand (You don’t have to rub out liberty’s line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the 2nd Amendment line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the 1st Amendment line)
. . .

Update: linked at The Camp of the Saints.

25 comments

  3. And now he’s further enhancing his, and our, “credibility” by acting like a busted five year old.

    “Nuh uh! I did NOT say red line, YOU said red line! Did too!”

    What an assclown.

  7. If he had a line, he’d be snortin’ it about now. Dealin’ with reality or being told no makes his head ‘splode.

  11. Staggeringly lame. “The Lewinsky dress” because the original lyric mentions a “red dress”? “Made up” rhyming with “TOTUS”? Weird Al sleeps very well tonight.

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