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The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line”

Posted on | September 4, 2013 | 25 Comments

by Smitty

Let’s just unpack that:

Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put up the red line
The election’s over
You don’t have to sell malarky left & right

Baraaaaack, man
No Lewinsky dress tonight
Trolling Senate for supporters
Careless if facts are wrong or if they’re right

Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put on the sarin fight
Baraaaaack, man
People are not raaaaacist for being white

Pack saaaaand (Rub out the red line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the Commie line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the fascist line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the Alinsky line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the Detroit line)
Ro

Never trust you since I knew you
I always talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel:
We could replace you with any random boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your TOTUS
Told you once I won’t tell you again
It’s a bad way

Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put on the sarin fight
Baraaaaack, man
You don’t have to put on the sarin fight

Pack saaaaand (You don’t have to rub out liberty’s line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the 2nd Amendment line)
Pack saaaaand (Rub out the 1st Amendment line)
. . .

Update: linked at The Camp of the Saints.

Category: Barack Obama, humor

Comments

25 Responses to “The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line””

  1. JewishOdysseus
    September 4th, 2013 @ 7:51 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line” http://t.co/iVmxK2tfs3 #TCOT

  2. preciseBlogs
    September 4th, 2013 @ 8:04 pm

    The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s Red Line http://t.co/QDVm1Jv5wt #news #conservative #barackobama #humor

  3. Tim Griggs
    September 4th, 2013 @ 8:12 pm

    Tim Griggs liked this on Facebook.

  4. Lew Brown
    September 4th, 2013 @ 8:12 pm

    Lew Brown liked this on Facebook.

  5. smitty_one_each
    September 4th, 2013 @ 8:19 pm

    #WhoSetObamasRedLine ‘The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line”’ => http://t.co/ibxzvajoEu PLZ RT

  6. TheMorningSpew
    September 4th, 2013 @ 8:33 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: #WhoSetObamasRedLine ‘The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line”’ => http://t.co/ibxzvajoEu PLZ RT

  7. smitty_one_each
    September 4th, 2013 @ 8:44 pm

    @BobBelvedere My Roxanne parody isn’t doing too well => http://t.co/ibxzvajoEu

  8. smitty_one_each
    September 4th, 2013 @ 9:26 pm

    @osPatriot I’ve got the soundtrack => http://t.co/ibxzvajoEu #WhoSetObamasRedLine

  9. osPatriot
    September 4th, 2013 @ 9:32 pm

    @smitty_one_each Good lyrics. Thanks. ;-))

  10. osPatriot
    September 4th, 2013 @ 9:32 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: @osPatriot I’ve got the soundtrack => http://t.co/ibxzvajoEu #WhoSetObamasRedLine

  11. BobBelvedere
    September 4th, 2013 @ 9:35 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: @BobBelvedere My Roxanne parody isn’t doing too well => http://t.co/xENKQt9IBt | No hits, no peace!

  12. Bob Belvedere
    September 4th, 2013 @ 9:37 pm

    Well done.

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  14. FreeSpeechTuffy
    September 4th, 2013 @ 9:44 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line” http://t.co/iVmxK2tfs3 #TCOT

  15. Steve Skubinna
    September 4th, 2013 @ 10:19 pm

    And now he’s further enhancing his, and our, “credibility” by acting like a busted five year old.

    “Nuh uh! I did NOT say red line, YOU said red line! Did too!”

    What an assclown.

  16. Good Stuff
    September 4th, 2013 @ 11:09 pm

    great post – like the “outside the box” stuff

  17. BruceC
    September 5th, 2013 @ 12:02 am

    If Barack had a red line, it would look like this one…

  18. Fireflysghost
    September 5th, 2013 @ 5:07 am

    @smitty_one_each
    That is not a RedLine
    that is a RedDot on POTUS’s forehead and TheElephantWithTheGun
    looks like HeWasInDeliverance!?;))¥

  19. Bob Belvedere
    September 5th, 2013 @ 7:59 am

    Nah…for him a ‘redline’ is a line of cocaine cut with cinnamon.

  20. Shawny
    September 5th, 2013 @ 8:06 am

    If he had a line, he’d be snortin’ it about now. Dealin’ with reality or being told no makes his head ‘splode.

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    September 5th, 2013 @ 8:36 am

    http://clashdaily.com/2013/09/jon-stewart-stewart-body-slams-obama-regarding-syria/#vffzpzqrpBbSMJz4.99

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  24. Don't Scan So Close to Me
    September 5th, 2013 @ 4:51 pm

    Staggeringly lame. “The Lewinsky dress” because the original lyric mentions a “red dress”? “Made up” rhyming with “TOTUS”? Weird Al sleeps very well tonight.

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