by Smitty
Sent this to my dad, a Nevada voter, with the note: “Your Senator loves loving you.”
via jbrown1969
Category: humor
Why Twitter Can Be A Hoot
by Smitty
.@brodigan I recommend you cease the sparking and move out of the powder keg. Because #Safety @mdmrn @misfitpolitics
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 9, 2013
Of course we’re referring to:
And then, if you haven’t seen the Literal Version:
I Do Not Always Get Called A Racist. . .
#AnnotatedLyrics “Do you really want to hurt me?” Hm. Maybe.
#AnnotatedLyrics “It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine” because the Mayans were on crack.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son, son.” I’m the nephew–Joe Kennedy III
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “I understand about indecision, but I don’t care if I get behind” on my bills, ’cause Obama gonna pay my mortgage
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose” if you’re a Godless Commie or something.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “Don’t ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to” despite the #NewTone.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “Before you accuse me take a look at yourself,” Mr. President
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “Some will sell their dreams for small desires” but if they weren’t State-approved, they were likely #Racist anyway
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest” until he starts jacking the unemployment numbers beforehand.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “Love is a battlefield” kinda like modern schools.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “All we are is dust in the wind.” “Really?” said Dustin Thewind.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “It’s interesting when people die, gives us dirty laundry” and grist for anti-liberty legislation.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “The future is so bright that I have got to wear shades” and no, I won’t say how I’m coping with the Fiscal Cliff.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath”, nor can the woe exceed the debt Progress has piled up.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun” but don’t worry: your stocks are safe with Corzine.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year” thanks to the Fishbowl Housing Act of 2013
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed, nobody give me trouble cause they know I’ve got it made” — Obama donor
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “You can’t always get what you want” and, in the era of Hope’n’Change, there is an unexpected shortage of what you need.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#AnnotatedLyrics “No his mind is not for rent to any god or government,” so the government plays the Eminent Domain card.
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies The Fool Monty
by Smitty
#PiersMorganMovies The English Impatient
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies The Guns of NoMoreCanYouOwn
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies Insufferable Pride & Anti-Conservative Prejudice
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies Whine-a-town
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies Reservoir Progs
— Joan Of Argghh! (D) (@JoanOfArgghh) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies Straw Wars
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies Ted Nugent Live, In My Face, Flogging Me Like The Wretched Sack Of Mucus That I Am youtube.com/watch?v=HLhN4K…
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#PiersMorganMovies The League of Extraordinary Pipsqueaks
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
Minor typo:
#PiersMorganMovies The Unbearable Lightness of Being Left Out Of Bridgette Jone’s Diary, Because I’m The Jerk
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
My ‘winner’:
#PiersMorganMovies The Man Who Went Up A Molehill And Came Down A Molehill But Swore Up And Down It Was A Mountain Because You’re A Racist
— Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols A Cradle In The Shadow Of A Tax Increase
by Smitty
For a limited time only, David Gergen sporting a red mohawk:
#progressivechristmascarols Mary, Did You Know (That Your Baby Boy Was Cheek-Deep In Unpayable Debt?)
— Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 9, 2012
#progressivechristmascarols Federal Claws is Coming to Town
— Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 9, 2012
#progressivechristmascarols The 12 Days of Fiscal Cliff-mas
— Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 9, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols We Three Kings of Orientation Are (Post-Gender Reassignment)
— Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 9, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols God Rest Ye Merry, Union Men
— Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 8, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Soylent Night
— Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 8, 2012
And a rare RSM cameo:
Grandma Got Run Over by an Enslaved Victim of Christo-Facist Animal Exploitation. #progressivechristmascarols
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) December 8, 2012
The Little Drummer Person #progressivechristmascarols
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) December 9, 2012
World’s Youngest Blogger Sports Owl Sweater, Conquers Hooters
Dad was driving us back from Virginia Beach, and took a serendipity exit at Hampton Roads. He didn’t know, he claims, that there was a Hooters there, and who was I to argue? Who, indeed. Who! Who!
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