#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’
by Smitty Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!” #GuessBidensNextGaffe “Think of abortion as a special kind of hunting license.” — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) […]
#VotingForObamaBidenIsLike Saying Managed Liberty Is Superior To, You Know, Liberty Liberty
by Smitty #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike going on a second bender to see if that massive tequila hangover was actually caused by eating the worm or not. — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 12, 2012 #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike saying, hey: paying the Danegeld really wasn’t all that bad, was it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danegeld — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 12, 2012 #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike is like […]
#RomneyPreferredBy Liberty Lovers. #ObamaPreferredBy Those Who’ve Found You Can Find Happiness In Slavery.
by Smitty #RomneyPreferredBy leaders. #ObamaPreferredBy those incapable of leading two nuns in one minute of silent prayer. @KurtSchlichter #Caring — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012 #RomneyPreferredBy Americans who like a John Wayne flick. #ObamaPreferredBy people who consider Michael Moore competent. — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012 #RomneyPreferredBy those who weep when singing […]
Places I Arguably Should Not Go, #OccupyResoluteDesk Edition
by Smitty Obama’s attacks against the right continue: As American Power points out, “Despite Months of Negative Ads, Voters Not Buying Obama’s Dishonest Attacks on Mitt Romney” If someone else (the government) did it for Romney, How does Romney manage to be a diabolical capitalist, then? How is the government both the cause and the […]
Race Conditions
by Smitty Let’s face it: “the idea of two signals racing each other to influence the output first” is a real challenge we face in trying to dig our way to the top of the debt pit. For example, consider the efforts of the Nobel Committee and #OccupyResoluteDesksince 2009, as captured in this simple graphic: […]
Twitter Cannot Contain @IowaHawkBlog
by Smitty Well, it fired you. RT @VanJones68: If you acknowledge anything good that America’s government has ever done, you are a socialist — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 18, 2012 The pattern in use here recalls a line from Aliens III:
The Mark Hamill Who Thinks Romney Isn’t Human. . .
by Smitty . . .is that this Mark Hamill? Because if it is, then, Mark: you need to lay by your dish, dude. *cough*metrosexual*cough*
Scott Ott Smiling? Not!
by Smitty The bit varying Barack Obama’s “If you built a business” Elizabeth Warren homage was worth a screencap:
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