by Smitty
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Springsteen “Blinded by the Light” mentions a “teenage diplomat.” Was that the dip’s age, or do teens need an envoy?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 18, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions There seem to be a lot of negative survey and employment reports. In the final analysis, are numbers raaaaacist?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 18, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Are there any economic problems for which Bush is not to blame?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 18, 2012
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ObamaSoftBallQuestions How much do you think the Koch brothers are really spending to destroy the election’s integrity with voter ID laws?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 18, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Just exactly how much does Chuch Norris fear you?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions If Elvis was alive and he went up against you on American Idol, how harshly would you trash him?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Does Ryan’s plan stab the elderly in the heart, or is it more of a diesmbowelment?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions When will you appoint a “Shut Up, St00p3d Conservatives” Czar. Cuz that would be k00l.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions If you had been there to make gutsy calls, could WWII have been finished in 2 years, or is 3 more realistic?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions These conservatives seem hacked off that Zimbabwe Ben is inflating the currency so much. Can Bernanke’s ink run dry?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions When you’re crowned King, will you let George Clinton and Bootsy Collins bring back Parliament?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions How many Congressmen and -women who voted against your immaculate budget submissions should be allowed to run again?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
And this was the winner on retweets:
#ObamaSoftBallQuestions Tucker Carlson called Chris Matthews a throne sniffer. Is it wrong to imply that you leave an odor on your seat?— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
#ObamaSoftballQuestions reference for my previous tweet: mediaite.com/tv/tucker-carl…— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2012
Very funny Smitty!
My favorite is the George Clinton one – props Admiral.
When you feel the repeated need to post your tweets on a blog…its perhaps time for you to do less of both*.
*tweeting and blogging.
You’re perhaps the sole reader who does not enjoy these. May I suggest some introspection?
Thanks for starting my day off with a couple of laughs. O gives us endless material.
Lolz! Wish I could have seen them on Twitter, but I’m in Twitter jail–again! Help! @Taxpayers1234
Yes. Quite droll!
Anamika is jealous, given that her debating skills are limited to cherry picking, asserting, and hectoring.
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It’s so horrible how they tie you up and force you to come here, isn’t it?
I blame Bush.
So you’re a “Mod,” is it? I’d always fancied you more of a Rocker.
On a serious note, Obama’s not avoiding the press because he is afraid of the questions. It’s his answers he cannot depend on. His recent gaffes – and Biden’s – have not been in response to questions, it’s whenever they go off the script in a speech.
He’s going to say something stupid if left to his own devices. He knows and we know.
Nixon started it. Reagan, Bush I and II just kept the ball rolling. I begged them not to force me to do it.