by Smitty
#RomneyPreferredBy leaders. #ObamaPreferredBy those incapable of leading two nuns in one minute of silent prayer. @KurtSchlichter #Caring
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#RomneyPreferredBy Americans who like a John Wayne flick. #ObamaPreferredBy people who consider Michael Moore competent.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#RomneyPreferredBy those who weep when singing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’. #ObamaPreferredBy those who cry when singing ‘Tainted Love’
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#RomneyPreferredBy people who went to the School of Hard Knocks. #ObamaPreferredBy people who MAY have gone to school. Records sealed. WTF?
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#RomneyPreferredBy ones signing paychecks. #ObamaPreferredBy ones sighing: “Payouts!”
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#ObamaPreferredBy those who think duplicitous literary biographies are cool. #RomneyPreferredBy simple folk playing a straight hand.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#RomneyPreferredBy hose who like to build it themselves. #ObamaPreferredBy those who don’t get the ‘bread and circuses’ ref, but like a dole
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
#RomneyPreferredBy the sober. #ObamaPreferredBy those who, while not *addicted* to cocaine, certainly appreciate the aroma.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
The World’s Most Interesting Man does not often condescend to politics, but when he does, #RomneyPreferredBy him.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2012
Oh, Smitty… these were hysterical! I’m in the midst of a difficult work situation but these brought a much needed smile to my face as I head into my day.
ObamaPreferredBy women who like their men feminine. RomneyPreferredBy women who like a man to act like a man.
“Cocaine’s a helluva drug.””–Rick James
Another top-notch effort!…until you Tweeted the last one…
As someone who looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World because I is, let me state for the record that my preference for Willard is a ‘lesser of evils’ situation and that there’s no love there.
@BobBelvedere One does not often enlist TMIMITW for a hash tag game, but when one does, one prefers to observe the form.
The only dole a lefty didn’t like ran in ’96.
“Bob Doles resents that.” Dole! lol
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