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Green Sex: Because Hermaphrodite Fish Probably Aren’t the Good Kind of Kinky

Posted on | April 23, 2010 | 26 Comments

Earth Day has come and gone, but environmentalist commitment to a sustainable sexual lifestyle just keeps coming and coming:

If you truly love the Earth, then you must learn how to make eco-friendly, sustainable love.
Put another way . . . green sex.
That’s the message from writer Stefanie Iris Weiss . . .
“EcoSex: Go Green Between the Sheets and Make Your Love Life Sustainable” is all about getting warm without the global warming guilt. . . .
“Hormone-based birth control is a landmine of horribleness,” the Manhattan-based author said. “It’s bad for the body, and marine life. Hormones get excreted into the water, and fish are becoming hermaphrodites.” . . .

(Hat-tip: Jules Crittenden.) Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

Among the benefits of our organic lifestyle are twin 17-year-old sons whose idea of “communing with nature” is using their chainsaws to cut down firewood.

So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.

UPDATE: Adrienne calls our attention to a relevant article, “Big Families Are the New Green.” That probably shouldn’t be considered an endorsement of the unemployed 37-year-old single mother with 15 kids by three fathers, including a convicted cocaine dealer.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoD-v9_JCtY Prophet Mohammed

    Grrrrr, that Gaia is happening!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoD-v9_JCtY Prophet Mohammed

    Grrrrr, that Gaia is happening!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoD-v9_JCtY Prophet Mohammed

    Grrrrr, that Gaia is happening!

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    A buddy of mine had sex then it turned green later. He needed a hefty shot of antibiotics to take care of that.

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    A buddy of mine had sex then it turned green later. He needed a hefty shot of antibiotics to take care of that.

  • http://pointofagun.blogspot.com/ Dave C

    A buddy of mine had sex then it turned green later. He needed a hefty shot of antibiotics to take care of that.

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

    Except that the hippie, progressive tree-huggers are the first to mock those of us whose non-carbon-emitting, non-hormone secreting method of birth control is abstinence.

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

    Except that the hippie, progressive tree-huggers are the first to mock those of us whose non-carbon-emitting, non-hormone secreting method of birth control is abstinence.

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

    Except that the hippie, progressive tree-huggers are the first to mock those of us whose non-carbon-emitting, non-hormone secreting method of birth control is abstinence.

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    Dear ol’ Dad’s advice to me when I was but a sweet young thing was to take one aspirin—take one aspirin and hold it between my knees. It worked.

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    Dear ol’ Dad’s advice to me when I was but a sweet young thing was to take one aspirin—take one aspirin and hold it between my knees. It worked.

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    Dear ol’ Dad’s advice to me when I was but a sweet young thing was to take one aspirin—take one aspirin and hold it between my knees. It worked.

  • http://www.uncoverage.net UNCOVERAGE.net

    Hermaphrodite fishies??? Such a bad visual. No sushi for a few weeks. I could be scarred for life.

    bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahaha

  • http://www.uncoverage.net UNCOVERAGE.net

    Hermaphrodite fishies??? Such a bad visual. No sushi for a few weeks. I could be scarred for life.

    bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahaha

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  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com Reaganite Republican

    This naseating post linked at the Reaganite Republican… nice work:

    http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2010/04/please-allow-us-to-retort.html

  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com Reaganite Republican

    This naseating post linked at the Reaganite Republican… nice work:

    http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2010/04/please-allow-us-to-retort.html

  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com Reaganite Republican

    This naseating post linked at the Reaganite Republican… nice work:

    http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2010/04/please-allow-us-to-retort.html

  • http://ak4mc.us/cms/ McGehee

    I think James T. Kirk banged that green chick in the last “Star Trek” movie.

  • http://ak4mc.us/cms/ McGehee

    I think James T. Kirk banged that green chick in the last “Star Trek” movie.

  • http://ak4mc.us/cms/ McGehee

    I think James T. Kirk banged that green chick in the last “Star Trek” movie.

  • http://tryingtobethoughtful.blogspot.com iamfelix

    “So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.”

    LOL – That one needed a spew alert, for sure.

  • http://tryingtobethoughtful.blogspot.com iamfelix

    “So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.”

    LOL – That one needed a spew alert, for sure.

  • http://tryingtobethoughtful.blogspot.com iamfelix

    “So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.”

    LOL – That one needed a spew alert, for sure.

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