Green Sex: Because Hermaphrodite Fish Probably Aren’t the Good Kind of Kinky

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Earth Day has come and gone, but environmentalist commitment to a sustainable sexual lifestyle just keeps coming and coming:

If you truly love the Earth, then you must learn how to make eco-friendly, sustainable love.
Put another way . . . green sex.
That’s the message from writer Stefanie Iris Weiss . . .
“EcoSex: Go Green Between the Sheets and Make Your Love Life Sustainable” is all about getting warm without the global warming guilt. . . .
“Hormone-based birth control is a landmine of horribleness,” the Manhattan-based author said. “It’s bad for the body, and marine life. Hormones get excreted into the water, and fish are becoming hermaphrodites.” . . .

(Hat-tip: Jules Crittenden.) Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

Among the benefits of our organic lifestyle are twin 17-year-old sons whose idea of “communing with nature” is using their chainsaws to cut down firewood.

So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.

UPDATE: Adrienne calls our attention to a relevant article, “Big Families Are the New Green.” That probably shouldn’t be considered an endorsement of the unemployed 37-year-old single mother with 15 kids by three fathers, including a convicted cocaine dealer.

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  7. Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

    Except that the hippie, progressive tree-huggers are the first to mock those of us whose non-carbon-emitting, non-hormone secreting method of birth control is abstinence.

  8. Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

    Except that the hippie, progressive tree-huggers are the first to mock those of us whose non-carbon-emitting, non-hormone secreting method of birth control is abstinence.

  9. Opposition to hormone-based birth control is one area where conservatives like me can agree with tree-huggers like Weiss, which helps explain why my wife and I have six children.

    Except that the hippie, progressive tree-huggers are the first to mock those of us whose non-carbon-emitting, non-hormone secreting method of birth control is abstinence.

  10. Dear ol’ Dad’s advice to me when I was but a sweet young thing was to take one aspirin—take one aspirin and hold it between my knees. It worked.

  11. Dear ol’ Dad’s advice to me when I was but a sweet young thing was to take one aspirin—take one aspirin and hold it between my knees. It worked.

  12. Dear ol’ Dad’s advice to me when I was but a sweet young thing was to take one aspirin—take one aspirin and hold it between my knees. It worked.

  22. “So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.”

    LOL – That one needed a spew alert, for sure.

  23. “So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.”

    LOL – That one needed a spew alert, for sure.

  24. “So far, however, no major publisher has offered a contract for my proposed book, Rape the Planet: Because You Know She Wants It.”

    LOL – That one needed a spew alert, for sure.

  26. […] My final remembrance of Earth Day 2010 is the stupid things environmentalists tell us to worry about.  Check out the T(oo) M(uch) I(nformation) on “green sex” penned by Stephanie Iris Weiss. (hat tip: The OtherMcCain)  […]

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