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Bad Food As A Legislative Metaphor

Posted on | April 29, 2010 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

It always starts rather innocently, doesn’t it? Somewhere around “There oughta be a law” or “I have a cunning plan”.

Is that a sandwich, or a metaphor for Congress?

And then what happens? Some jacknut sees that mitigated disaster of an idea and says “What the world needs right now is an unmitigated disaster”

Awww yeah. . .KFC Double Down on peanut butter toast.

Now, while it’s a good thing that the American people elected a Hawaiian, let us hope that Congress doesn’t discover the Loco Moco, or what is merely a bad situation now could become worse than a Taco Town Taco.

Category: humor

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12 Responses to “Bad Food As A Legislative Metaphor”

  1. Joe
    April 29th, 2010 @ 2:22 pm

    The double down has about 500 calories. If you ate one for breakfast, lunch and dinner it might not be good for you but you almost certainly would lose weight.

    Just don’t go to Claim Jumper and get the ribs, unless you are spliting them eight ways.

  2. Joe
    April 29th, 2010 @ 9:22 am

    The double down has about 500 calories. If you ate one for breakfast, lunch and dinner it might not be good for you but you almost certainly would lose weight.

    Just don’t go to Claim Jumper and get the ribs, unless you are spliting them eight ways.

  3. Joe
    April 29th, 2010 @ 2:24 pm

    If Barack Obama makes Lomi Lomi more available on the mainland, that would be a good ting. Tomato salad with sweet onions and smoked salmon. That is a kick ass salad.

  4. Joe
    April 29th, 2010 @ 9:24 am

    If Barack Obama makes Lomi Lomi more available on the mainland, that would be a good ting. Tomato salad with sweet onions and smoked salmon. That is a kick ass salad.

  5. McGehee
    April 29th, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

    “The peanut butter holds it together.”

  6. McGehee
    April 29th, 2010 @ 9:45 am

    “The peanut butter holds it together.”

  7. chuck cross
    April 29th, 2010 @ 3:49 pm

    oh man…that’s brutal. That’s like the Manheim sandwich which is a cheesesteak topped with two fried eggs and mayo.
    http://www.thomascampusdeli.com/hotcoldsandwiches.htm
    (yeah, it’s delicious)

  8. chuck cross
    April 29th, 2010 @ 10:49 am

    oh man…that’s brutal. That’s like the Manheim sandwich which is a cheesesteak topped with two fried eggs and mayo.
    http://www.thomascampusdeli.com/hotcoldsandwiches.htm
    (yeah, it’s delicious)

  9. SDN
    April 29th, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

    My dad used to be quite the fan of peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches…..

  10. SDN
    April 29th, 2010 @ 11:48 am

    My dad used to be quite the fan of peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches…..

  11. Randy Rager
    April 29th, 2010 @ 6:22 pm

    So?

    thisiswhyyourefat.com has had the Double Down Luther (double down between glazed donuts) up on their website for several days.

  12. Randy Rager
    April 29th, 2010 @ 1:22 pm

    So?

    thisiswhyyourefat.com has had the Double Down Luther (double down between glazed donuts) up on their website for several days.