Bad Food As A Legislative Metaphor

by Smitty

It always starts rather innocently, doesn’t it? Somewhere around “There oughta be a law” or “I have a cunning plan”.

Is that a sandwich, or a metaphor for Congress?

And then what happens? Some jacknut sees that mitigated disaster of an idea and says “What the world needs right now is an unmitigated disaster”

Awww yeah. . .KFC Double Down on peanut butter toast.

Now, while it’s a good thing that the American people elected a Hawaiian, let us hope that Congress doesn’t discover the Loco Moco, or what is merely a bad situation now could become worse than a Taco Town Taco.

12 comments

  1. If Barack Obama makes Lomi Lomi more available on the mainland, that would be a good ting. Tomato salad with sweet onions and smoked salmon. That is a kick ass salad.

  2. If Barack Obama makes Lomi Lomi more available on the mainland, that would be a good ting. Tomato salad with sweet onions and smoked salmon. That is a kick ass salad.

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