Anthropogenic Global Warming
Climate Change Myth Threatens
Noble Savage Myth
Posted on | May 30, 2010 | 17 Comments
by Smitty (h/t InstaPundit)
Faced with more and more people asking really hard questions about the second most expensive hoax in human history (what can top Marxism?) the Anthropogenic Global WarmingClimate Change community has been forced to explore new means of re-inflating the guilt-bubble:
IT’S not just for the last century that humans have been messing up the climate. It may have been going on for thousands of years.When hunters arrived in North America and drove mammoths and other large mammals to extinction, the methane balance of the atmosphere could have changed as a result, triggering the global cool spell that followed. The large grazing animals would have produced copious amounts of methane, a potent greenhouse gas, from their digestive systems. They vanished about 13,000 years ago.
Noble Savage Myth spokesman Norbert W. Imboodaga was having none of this. In a statement delivered to this blog on a clay tablet inscribed by a stylish stylus and then baked, Imboodaga said:
Tish-tosh. Our myth dates at least to 1672, and thus has centuries of seniority. While we bear no overt animosity to the Climate Change community, and in fact support their cause to the extent of enjoying a lifestyle that makes the Amish look high-tech, we must object to the notion of man, living in a purely natural state, as somehow being outside of nature, and therefore culpable for any side effects of our existence. We live so close to Mother Nature that the Good Mother blesses all of our endeavors by definition. The Climate Change people should just Gaia way.
After delivering this clay missive, Mr. Imboodaga picked up his spear, adjusted his primitive animal-skin clothing, and vanished back into the woods to rejoin his clan.

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